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Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist?
Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed.
For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?
robot, I think, maybe fuzzy, possibly cute...
A finger that says "Redrum."
One that could explain what goes on in the mind of the woot survey maker.
Tom Thumb, Rosy Palm and her sisters...
I would be Mortimer of course! What a blatant omission!
One that resembles a bag o crap. Of course, haven't seen one of those in a long time...
If I could choose to finger something, it won't be a puppet. It may be fuzzy, though.
A nose,then people would look away and there would be no pressure on me to put on a great puppet show. I hate pressure and I detest puppets.
curtisuxor wrote:If I could choose to finger something, it won't be a puppet. It may be fuzzy, though.
Your dog hates that,hope he bites you this time.
The entire cast of the full season of "Firefly", because you'd get if all: cute women, beautiful women, warrior women… oh, yeah - some guys as well
Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.
A finger puppet of Carl Sagan.
I would want one that looks like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. Then I could give everyone a kiss on the cheek with him.
Plankton. It would be about the right size, and it would give me a chance to break out my pompous evil guy voice.
Ugh... wonder how many people voted, that don't know who Jackie "The Great One" Gleason is.
or finger puppet versions of the Harry Potter Puppet Pals
I definitely want a sock monkey finger puppet!
Finger puppet? Are we preteens here?
A talking booger
A rabbit... giggle.
I'd want a Professor Snape finger puppet!!
Carrie Fisher in her slave girl outfit. No explanation needed
Davevinci wrote:I definitely want a sock monkey finger puppet!
I'm in for two. :D
Only if it were a Natty Narwhal.
A pirate. Arrrgh
Kukla, for sure.
I was thinking of something more along the lines of a piece of toast holding a magenta coffee mug brimming with a mixture of steaming milk and miniature, fully operational iPads.
I would NOT make a puppet of my boss' boss, because the last time I did that, I ended up smashing it with a hammer, repeatedly, before I realized my finger was still inside.
I got carried away, you see.
She's not a nice person, the harpy.
AS Mr. Planters Peanut
My favorite suggestions: Mortimer, a robot, the cast of Firefly. My suggestions: Bill Nye, Steve Irwin, The Three Stooges, and Jon Stewart.
If I HAD to pick from the original list, It would be Jackie "The Great One" Gleason.
A Big Toe.
Finger puppets are annoying, not endearing, so, if I had to design one to wear on my pinky, I'd dress it as such: Luscious black lashes framing her mysteriously dark, almond shaped eyes. She has a nose protruding 1/2" off the tip of my tiny pinky finger and two front teeth that any beaver would fight for.
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