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Poll: If I could have any finger puppet in the world, it would be:
  • 26.7% - A narwhal 484
  • 20.3% - A zombie 368
  • 19.9% - Something fuzzy and cute 361
  • 16.6% - One that looks just like me 300
  • 12.8% - One that looks just like Jackie Gleason 232
  • 3.7% - Other (comments, please) 67
1812 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?



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lonelypond


quality posts: 410 Private Messages lonelypond

robot, I think, maybe fuzzy, possibly cute...

DarthTagnan


quality posts: 2 Private Messages DarthTagnan

A finger that says "Redrum."

bsmith1


quality posts: 102 Private Messages bsmith1

One that could explain what goes on in the mind of the woot survey maker.

ardubu


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ardubu

Tom Thumb, Rosy Palm and her sisters...

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

tpfortin


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tpfortin

I would be Mortimer of course! What a blatant omission!

widmer69


quality posts: 14 Private Messages widmer69

One that resembles a bag o crap. Of course, haven't seen one of those in a long time...

hooray beer!

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

If I could choose to finger something, it won't be a puppet. It may be fuzzy, though.

gusvonpooch


quality posts: 24 Private Messages gusvonpooch

A nose,then people would look away and there would be no pressure on me to put on a great puppet show. I hate pressure and I detest puppets.

gusvonpooch


quality posts: 24 Private Messages gusvonpooch
curtisuxor wrote:If I could choose to finger something, it won't be a puppet. It may be fuzzy, though.



Your dog hates that,hope he bites you this time.

whitebear


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The entire cast of the full season of "Firefly", because you'd get if all: cute women, beautiful women, warrior women… oh, yeah - some guys as well

mdkopper


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Marlin Monroe

jenniferdibello


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jenniferdibello

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

Metallia


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Metallia

A finger puppet of Carl Sagan.

hoferty


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hoferty

I would want one that looks like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. Then I could give everyone a kiss on the cheek with him.

jtmacc99


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jtmacc99

Plankton. It would be about the right size, and it would give me a chance to break out my pompous evil guy voice.

circusninja


quality posts: 8 Private Messages circusninja

Ugh... wonder how many people voted, that don't know who Jackie "The Great One" Gleason is.

phoenixgirrl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages phoenixgirrl

a phoenix

or finger puppet versions of the Harry Potter Puppet Pals

kutiel


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Garfield

Davevinci


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I definitely want a sock monkey finger puppet!

olperfesser


quality posts: 2 Private Messages olperfesser

Finger puppet? Are we preteens here?

megabite6d9


quality posts: 1 Private Messages megabite6d9

A talking booger

jetling


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jetling

A rabbit... giggle.

Mombie

SeattleSolitaire


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I'd want a Professor Snape finger puppet!!

jmtadena


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jmtadena

Hedgehog

darthzendaddy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages darthzendaddy

Carrie Fisher in her slave girl outfit. No explanation needed

mk505


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Davevinci wrote:I definitely want a sock monkey finger puppet!



I'm in for two. :D

tiler100


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Only if it were a Natty Narwhal.

roadlizard7


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadlizard7




A pirate. Arrrgh









geoffmartin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages geoffmartin

Kukla, for sure.

nelse


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nelse

ELMO!

shygote


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shygote

Grr! Argh!

compunaut


quality posts: 2 Private Messages compunaut

Sofia Vergara

aaroniscat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aaroniscat

I was thinking of something more along the lines of a piece of toast holding a magenta coffee mug brimming with a mixture of steaming milk and miniature, fully operational iPads.

artmauck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages artmauck

I would NOT make a puppet of my boss' boss, because the last time I did that, I ended up smashing it with a hammer, repeatedly, before I realized my finger was still inside.

I got carried away, you see.

She's not a nice person, the harpy.

century33


quality posts: 0 Private Messages century33

AS Mr. Planters Peanut

amytobol


quality posts: 3 Private Messages amytobol

My favorite suggestions: Mortimer, a robot, the cast of Firefly. My suggestions: Bill Nye, Steve Irwin, The Three Stooges, and Jon Stewart.

If I HAD to pick from the original list, It would be Jackie "The Great One" Gleason.

tooluser


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A Big Toe.

adolomis


quality posts: 1 Private Messages adolomis

Chewbacca.

dabug26


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Finger puppets are annoying, not endearing, so, if I had to design one to wear on my pinky, I'd dress it as such: Luscious black lashes framing her mysteriously dark, almond shaped eyes. She has a nose protruding 1/2" off the tip of my tiny pinky finger and two front teeth that any beaver would fight for.