quality posts: 16 Private Messages WootBot


Poll: In a heist movie, I’m most likely to be:
  • 18.5% - The suave, super-cool mastermind who assembles the crew. 313
  • 25.5% - The computer specialist who spends the whole time banging on the keyboard and saying things like, “Gimme two seconds, I’m almost in the mainframe.” 432
  • 5.7% - The bruiser working security. 97
  • 13.8% - The love interest. 234
  • 18.9% - The psychopath who goes rogue at the worst possible moment, throwing the whole plan into disarray. 321
  • 17.6% - The victim. 298
1695 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

Quality Posts

  • (5:50 PM, 12/4/2012) crashcrtr reminds us all of the most crucial role: the driver.


quality posts: 2 Private Messages spitfire6006006

I cut the brakes! Wild card, nutcrackeres!!


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

You guys remember that scene in Swordfish where Hugh Jackman's character is getting a beej while hacking into the DOD mainframe? Yeah, I wouldn't be that guy.

I would be the guy with the one-liners that gets shot near the beginning of the third act to set off the motion of events.


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Harui

Ummm... whatever role an introverted intellectual/geek could fill... >_>

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein


quality posts: 28 Private Messages gravityisweak
curtisuxor wrote: getting a beej



quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah

I am the Red Herring... and/or the Director cameo.

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cooker

I've always thought of myself as the love interest. Apparently, I'm the only one that does though. Doh!

So... I'm gonna be the crazy guy with the shotgun!!! Buwahaha!!!


quality posts: 0 Private Messages epicsatyr

I'd be one of the German fellows on the ground floor working security. Like in "Die Hard" . Sitting around watching football, running interference.


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jtmacc99

The part I would want to play would be the overconfident head of security who makes that face (you know the face) when he finds out that his state of the art security system has been outsmarted.

But if I were actually a person who is involved in this, I would be the smart aleck side-kick who almost blows it.


quality posts: 4 Private Messages philosopherott

I'd be the wheel man, but that was not a choice...


quality posts: 6 Private Messages HaveAWootDay

Another getaway driver here. You gotta think these polls through slackers.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages losbradley

I went with "love interest" but let's face it, I'm probably the one getting duped. Ah, the truth hurts.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages twobuck40

Guess all the woot!ers are sitting there holding the loot - with a wheel man to make get away!! :-P


quality posts: 1 Private Messages crashcrtr

What about the guy who drives the car!?