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Forever Lazy (3 Sizes)

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.887s
First Sucker:
mazibet
Last Wooter to Woot:
mcmillin
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 30% of Woot.com Woots
Top 11% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 0% of Woot.com Woots
Top 0% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 11% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 40% bought 1
  • 30% bought 2
  • 30% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

8%
6%
3%
2%
2%
3%
5%
8%
9%
9%
7%
5%
4%
3%
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wootalyzer


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Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Forever Lazy (3 Sizes)
$6.99 + $5 Standard OR $9 Two-Day OR $12 One-Day Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

bmrbill


quality posts: 138 Private Messages bmrbill

It looks like a smurf explosion!
Merry Christmas, woot!

lichme


quality posts: 3014 Private Messages lichme

In yo face Snuggie!

Figit090


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Figit090

YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF WHEN I POO?

sold.

nmtschaenn


quality posts: 6 Private Messages nmtschaenn

Is it really more convenient having your shirt attached to your pants?

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

I wonder if my "staff" will show if I only wear this thing with my boxers. Anyone know how thick the material is?

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 585 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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curtisuxor wrote:I wonder if my "staff" will show if I only wear this thing with my boxers. Anyone know how thick the material is?

I asked and was told that it's a fleece fabric - not super thick but not tshirt thin either.



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dhodg7777


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As told for the last 30 years, onesies are the future. Time to invest for sales for future hipster.

Cesare


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ThunderThighs wrote:I asked and was told that it's a fleece fabric - not super thick but not tshirt thin either.


Which one are you in the picture?!

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Hans17


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How long do you guys figure regular shipping would take to receive?

bchrist825


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ThunderThighs wrote:I asked and was told that it's a fleece fabric - not super thick but not tshirt thin either.



So which one are you TT!?

bpr2


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Remember folks! You can buy up to ten at a time on this sale!

that was fun while it lasted!

sparkyumr98


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Is Babette single? Yowza!

7/19/07 - Nokia 770 Internet Tablet
7/19/07 - Roomba 4296 Scheduler
7/19/07 - LeakFrog (x3)
7/19/07 - Razer m100 Earphones (x2)
7/20/07 - 4-pk Delphi Lighted USB Cables (x3)
7/20/07 - Optimag 5.5" LCD TV (x2)

hhorders


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https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/

Two for 28 bucks including shipping is best deal I could find. I bet they are thin and won't hold in the gas (or smell) when I let one fly!

gojets3


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bchrist825 wrote:So which one are you TT!?



too funny. everyone seems to want to know which one of the 'staff' pictured is actually TT

wpolyak


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curtisuxor wrote:I wonder if my "staff" will show if I only wear this thing with my boxers. Anyone know how thick the material is?



I own 2 of these and can confirm, your "staff" will be noticeable if its not being lazy!

sargiesmom


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sargiesmom

they are not to thick or thin, my son sweats pretty bad however he can wear this.

ThunderThighs


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Cesare wrote:Which one are you in the picture?!


bchrist825 wrote:So which one are you TT!?



HA! I'm not in the picture. My mug remains anonymous so far!



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showcaller


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Okay, so if I order one, or two, or three, does a staff member come with it and do I get to choose which one?

pitamuffin


quality posts: 12 Private Messages pitamuffin

Can I get one like Matt's, with the big "Rush it for Xmas" tag attached to the butt?

miken927


quality posts: 122 Private Messages miken927

Not sure I'd want to wear 'em in public.


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Fountain3586


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I read all over the internet that it is in fact thinner than a t-shirt. I don't know how that is possible, but it totally doesn't make me want it. Darn.

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ThunderThighs


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PAY ATTENTION TO SHIPPING!!!

Note that if you want it in time for Christmas, you must choose

TWO-DAY SHIPPING





NOTE: Not available to all areas and/or orders. Our system checks with FBA (Fulfillment by Amazon) and if the order can't be fulfilled in time, the expedited shipping is denied. Sorry.



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mh2s


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Hans17 wrote:Genuinely curious if someone can tell me how long regular shipping typically takes please?



Most of the stuff I ordered on Woot Off already here. The delivery time has been from 3 to 5 days. Kudos to Woot for that!

ThunderThighs


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Hans17 wrote:How long do you guys figure regular shipping would take to receive?


While often faster, we ask that you allow up to 5 business days for shipping and process. Then allow for shipping time.



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Hans17


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ThunderThighs wrote:PAY ATTENTION TO SHIPPING!!!

Note that if you want it in time for Christmas, you must choose

TWO-DAY SHIPPING




Was hoping to save eighteen dah-wers

Overide


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showcaller wrote:Okay, so if I order one, or two, or three, does a staff member come with it and do I get to choose which one?



Oh how I agree.. A woot staffer at home is a fantastic investment.. The savings I tell you!

bpr2


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ThunderThighs wrote:HA! I'm not in the picture. My mug remains anonymous so far!



No it aint!

http://www.zazzle.com/i_love_my_thunder_thighs_mugs-168619133971743097

that was fun while it lasted!

lnvkjt


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ThunderThighs wrote:PAY ATTENTION TO SHIPPING!!!

Note that if you want it in time for Christmas, you must choose

TWO-DAY SHIPPING




When I just tried to order it with faster shipping it stated this item was not available for One or Two day shipping. Bummer!!!

ThunderThighs


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Fountain3586 wrote:I read all over the internet that it is in fact thinner than a t-shirt. I don't know how that is possible, but it totally doesn't make me want it. Darn.

I asked about that specifically after reading those reviews. Ours are thicker than a tshirt.



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cappo


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If I wanted to buy one of these for myself and one for a friend, could I put in a separate order for their address?

Would I be locked out after the first order?


Hans17


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lnvkjt wrote:When I just tried to order it with faster shipping it stated this item was not available for One or Two day shipping. Bummer!!!




Wow!!!!!!! Where's the Fruitcake? W00t?!!:!? one and two day shipping were available when it was first posted for about 20 minutes and just locked out... I honestly was looking to order two for Christmas and was just about to order up. What is the reason for changing this?

ThunderThighs


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lnvkjt wrote:When I just tried to order it with faster shipping it stated this item was not available for One or Two day shipping. Bummer!!!



I'm sorry. Our system checks with the FBA (Fulfillment by Amazon) warehouse nearest you and if it can't fulfill it in time, it won't process expedited shipping. Same for me.



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ThunderThighs


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cappo wrote:If I wanted to buy one of these for myself and one for a friend, could I put in a separate order for their address?

Would I be locked out after the first order?


No, you can return to the sale page and place a second order.



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maurakid


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cappo wrote:If I wanted to buy one of these for myself and one for a friend, could I put in a separate order for their address?

Would I be locked out after the first order?



I think you are able to order up to 10 on your account....it doesn't matter if you go in twice or whatever to do it.

gmwhit


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These are so provocative I can't bear to look at the photo anymore. Salacious sigh.

Hans17


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ThunderThighs wrote:I'm sorry. Our system checks with the FBA (Fulfillment by Amazon) warehouse nearest you and if it can't fulfill it in time, it won't process expedited shipping. Same for me.




Thunder, how long do you think regular shipping would take?

thumperchick


quality posts: 244 Private Messages thumperchick

That sizing chart is crazy specific. And weird. Though it looks like anyone over 260lb is not allowed to be forever lazy. You must lose weight, THEN be forever lazy.

Soapie0


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ThunderThighs wrote:No, you can return to the sale page and place a second order.



Is that new??? I'm always locked out after the first order (even if I only order one).

But, these smurfalicious blankets with easy bathroom access are completely safe from my ordering finger!

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