quality posts: 149
Watching Death masquerade as the Hogfather and take out 9/10 of the population on post-Mayan Apocalypse Day!
Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...
quality posts: 5
paid time off from work...and shopping after Christmas clearance sales
*I* have FIVE Quality Posts! no, seriously...how did that happen?!
quality posts: 60
Thanks to up-to-the-minute tracking, I don't track my package so much as stalk it.