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Mermaid Tunnel

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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wootalyzer


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Mermaid Tunnel
$12.99 + $5 Standard OR $9 Two-Day OR $12 One-Day Shipping
Condition: New

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eatingjuice


quality posts: 7 Private Messages eatingjuice

Do you have to be a mermaid to use it?

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

under the sea, under the sea, i shall be under the sea.

that was fun while it lasted!

anago


quality posts: 1 Private Messages anago

Did I accidentally click kids.woot?


I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter. -- Steven Wright

hellotoe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hellotoe

Later on, this product will also serve as a useful metaphor while discussing your child's vagina.

mneko


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mneko

Yes, one in adult size please

tfreeman451


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tfreeman451
hellotoe wrote:Later on, this product will also serve as a useful metaphor while discussing your child's vagina.




ish

Kilikopele


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kilikopele

If you have trouble luring your mermaid into the tunnel, I've found a 50/50 mixture of chum and bacon works.

Seriously, I only come here for the articles.

baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

I wonder if my cats would like one...

LarryLars


quality posts: 65 Private Messages LarryLars

First it was First Place, then the Fairies, and now the Mermaid. When will the Manly Man's tunnel show up?


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Have you checked your Private Messages lately?

squirrrl


quality posts: 2 Private Messages squirrrl

So many of these Tunnels.... are we turning our children into hamsters?

Is this compatible with a human child sized hamster wheel for obese children?

demon00689


quality posts: 10 Private Messages demon00689

That freakin' kid has the faerie tunnel to. She's hoarding all the tunnels!

wootpoop


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootpoop

Well it's clear that the lack of B/\GS of CR/\P is not due to a shortage of appropriate product for it.

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2
LarryLars wrote:First it was First Place, then the Fairies, and now the Mermaid. When will the Manly Man's tunnel show up?



I hope that tunnel isn't brown.

that was fun while it lasted!

squirrrl


quality posts: 2 Private Messages squirrrl
bpr2 wrote:I hope that tunnel isn't brown.



If it's brown, flush it down.

mford122


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baybei wrote:I wonder if my cats would like one...



I was thinking the same thing. It's cheaper than the cat tunnels you can buy at the pet store.

k4th3r1n3


quality posts: 17 Private Messages k4th3r1n3

Lol at the description. Would eating a mermaid be cannibalism though? I vote nay

mneko


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mneko
k4th3r1n3 wrote:Lol at the description. Would eating a mermaid be cannibalism though? I vote nay



If beavers were considered fish, mermaids can be considered fish.

Problem solved.

ThunderThighs


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baybei wrote:I wonder if my cats would like one...



Probably. I've heard other wooters say the same thing. You can hang toys from the mesh most likely.



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