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Mermaid Tunnel
$12.99 + $5 Standard OR $9 Two-Day OR $12 One-Day Shipping
Condition: New

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Do you have to be a mermaid to use it?

under the sea, under the sea, i shall be under the sea.

Did I accidentally click kids.woot?

Later on, this product will also serve as a useful metaphor while discussing your child's vagina.

Yes, one in adult size please

hellotoe wrote:Later on, this product will also serve as a useful metaphor while discussing your child's vagina.

ish

If you have trouble luring your mermaid into the tunnel, I've found a 50/50 mixture of chum and bacon works.

I wonder if my cats would like one...

First it was First Place, then the Fairies, and now the Mermaid. When will the Manly Man's tunnel show up?

So many of these Tunnels.... are we turning our children into hamsters?

Is this compatible with a human child sized hamster wheel for obese children?

That freakin' kid has the faerie tunnel to. She's hoarding all the tunnels!

Well it's clear that the lack of B/\GS of CR/\P is not due to a shortage of appropriate product for it.

LarryLars wrote:First it was First Place, then the Fairies, and now the Mermaid. When will the Manly Man's tunnel show up?

I hope that tunnel isn't brown.

bpr2 wrote:I hope that tunnel isn't brown.

If it's brown, flush it down.

baybei wrote:I wonder if my cats would like one...

I was thinking the same thing. It's cheaper than the cat tunnels you can buy at the pet store.

Lol at the description. Would eating a mermaid be cannibalism though? I vote nay

k4th3r1n3 wrote:Lol at the description. Would eating a mermaid be cannibalism though? I vote nay

If beavers were considered fish, mermaids can be considered fish.

Problem solved.