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It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Booze for Athletes!

Last night, while I was having a few adult beverages to ring in the new year, I got an idea for a business: a boozy sports drink company. Think about it: athletes are under a lot of stress; they deserve to have a drink and relax now and then. But they don't want to get dehydrated, because that could affect their performance on the court or field the next day. So they have on of my... umm... see, there's my problem. I need a name for my new beverage. Here are a few ideas came up with:

  • Champ(agne)
  • Prognac
  • India Pale Ade
     

But those just aren't good enough. Maybe you guys can help. Post your boozy sports drink puns in the comments, and I'll choose my favorites next week!

Christmas's winner (Cat Carols): "Silv-hair Balls" from user bongosolo

Other Favorites: Props to Nparus for "The 12 Strays of Catmas", and to patrice2 and dianepierce33 who wrote their own carols!

Photo by flickr user Dominic's pics, used under a Creative Commons License.

tequilagus


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Hard to beat ■Champ(agne)

5 hour Bender-gy
Usain Bourbon
Contender Blenders

DragonMaster2050


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Gator-Ale

JeffSidler


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"White Electrolytning"
Cut with a line of flavored "Glycaemic-sers"

climberphotog87


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s'porter?

Karreem Ale?

Grand SLAMbic

and. not strictly puns but: Cheer beer, Dyno Wino, not-a-quitter-bitter, rock your body toddy...


Hiddensandgaara


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Fader-Aid

For when you want to get faded, yet stay hydrated.

Vodka + Gatorade. It works.

vlegran


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Marga-hitter

Pina Coldigger

Harvey Ballhanger

abarajame


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Blood-in-merry seems to be the preferred dope nowadays

Jeffzarkin


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All night in a Mexican bar---
Margaritathon

ThunderThighs


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vlegran wrote:Marga-hitter

Pina Coldigger

Harvey Ballhanger





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dtristano


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Hiddensandgaara wrote:Fader-Aid

For when you want to get faded, yet stay hydrated.

Vodka + Gatorade. It works.




Lemon-lime gatorade + tequilla = sports margarita

sprkmaker


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Power(hour) Ade

Coconut Rum Water

Pabst Blue-Ribbon (straight up)

Johnny Runner Gold





saintlupus


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40 ounces of Vault Liquor.

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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Winnin' Tonic

cliveholloway


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Great minds think alike: Glucozade Port:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4c-rSmBjEw

lstaff


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Gewürzwinner.

lstaff


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for wrestlers: Pinned Grigio.

jingelin


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JoggerMeister

new84man


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Ginish Line
Rumber 1
Whisk-elite
Vod-catalyst



scmtim


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Goldslugger
Ketel One on One
Alabama Slam Dunker
Triple Jump Sec

But I think my best idea is
Glenquidditch

cuppatea


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Team Spirit

glandes


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Goldschjogger

Heinekenwin

rodan5150


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Makers On Your Mark

superheman


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Ball shots

youbrandon


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Powerale
Energy Drunk
Electrolit
Highdrate
Win-Win(e)
Winskey
Watered Downer
Slam Drunk

Grampy0729


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Whiz Ski

pensotroppo


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Jack LaLemonade
The Silver (Patron) Medal

Pismosurf


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Runnin' Coke

Champ-pain

Harvey Ball-Banger

chfknits


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Mike's hard abs ade
Tabata spirits
buff-weiser

miken927


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Milwaukee's Best Ice Skaters


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I Bet on Sky

j5


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Grand slam shots.
Slam drunk.

move along

nparus


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Martini Navratalova

Moony

pbaldwi


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Whey Pro-tini

mrunnertville


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Scotch on the Rocky

hallmike


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Triethylon

jcolag


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jingelin wrote:JoggerMeister



Nice!

I'll also throw in...

The Slap Shot

I guess it's only a pun in the context of needing a pun, though.

johnnyicemaker


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Gin & Tone-up

MeisterBrawn

Shot-Put (can be used for either "booze" or "drug" reference)

kwkelli


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scmtim wrote:

But I think my best idea is
Glenquidditch


I agree!