Camping Rule 1)
Don't eat anything you wouldn't put in a flour tortilla and eat.
Camping Rule 2)
Patrón is not water but it is not whiskey either. It is always fun to pretend that it is water until you have drank enough Patrón to need water.
When that happens refer to rule 1.
When you run out of food, here is food for thought:
"It Takes 60 Hands To Make One Bottle Of Patrón Tequila."
It takes one hand to drink it.
