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It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: 90s Music Wrestling League!

This 90s-themed Woot-Off made me nostalgic for two of my favorite things from back then: 1) the music, and 2) the pro-wrestling. So, I thought, why not combine them? Why not start my own underground wrestling league where we dress like, act like, and listen to our favorite 90s musicians? The league itself would obviously have a name based on band from the 90s as well, but what? Here are some ideas:

  • Pearl Slam
  • Marcy Slayground
  • Boys, 2 Rounds, Men
     

Those aren't good enough, though. You guys can give me something better, I just know it. So go ahead: post some 90s band wrestling league names in the comments and I'll choose the best one.

Last Week's Winner (Literary Snacks): King Schmear / Love's Labour's Lox from thenchonto.

Other Favorites: Ethan Fromage from jefslat; Les Mozzerables from llandar; and Waiting for Gouda from jquiaot.

Photo by flickr user Pro Wrestling Revolution, used under a Creative Commons License.



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thumperchick


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The Smashing Pumpkins (Didn't need any punny help there!)

PoundGarden

Yep. That's my golden gem.

subtraho


quality posts: 1 Private Messages subtraho

Brawl Asylum
R.E.Mayhem
Dave Matthews Bodyslam
Seven Mary Three-Count
10,000 Maniacs (who needs a pun when it works?)

justkissmybass


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Chair-to-the-Backstreet Boys

SCranmer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SCranmer

Alice in Cage, Red Hot Pile Drivers, Fool Fighters, The Coolio Clutch, Adonis Morissette, Stone Cold Temple Pilots, Baby Got Back-Pinned, MC Hammerlock, Three Counting Crows, Texas Spin Doctors, Right Said Freddy Blassie, Sophie B. Hulkster, Assault-N-Pepa, Digital Undertaker, 22-inch Guns and Roses

vandal74


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Cage against the Machine and their hit single Torturerack

eatatjoes13


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The Backslam boys.

llandar


quality posts: 32 Private Messages llandar

Sara McLegLocklan

jmo110


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Deathmatchbox Twenty

bsmith1


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Hootie and the BlowFists
or
Hootie and the Flying Elbowfish

bsmith1


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All-4-One...Two...Three!

MissieBird


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Iron-Duncan Shiek

MissieBird


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Randy "Macho Man" Savage Garden

(wait, that's really not 90s is it?)


The Bush-wackers

The Mighty Mighty Big Bossman

Tables, Ladders and Silverchairs Match!

MissieBird


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WOO-tang Clan feat. Ric Flair

shaftstansky


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Gangrene Day
Beat-tallica
Presidents of the Unconditional Supreme Annihilation (they can even keep their hit song "Lump")
White Zombie (sometimes a name is just too good to improve on)

johnnyicemaker


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Foo Wrestlers

Smash Mouth - No pun needed
My Bloody Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Manic Street Punchers
Jake the Whitesnake Roberts
6Pac
The BUSHwhackers
Nasty Boyz II Men
Al Snow aka. Ice Cube
TLC (Ted DiBiasi, Lex Luger, Curt Hennig)
The HEART Foundation

bsmith1


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No Bout

The Cran Burries

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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The Fixed-ies
Pelvic Enemy
Less Than Jake the Snake
Jeff Turnbuckley
(the other) NWA
Holds No Barred
Stone Col' Dirty Bastard
10,000 Wrestlemaniacs

MissieBird


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johnnyicemaker wrote:League Name: Foo Wrestlers

with:
Smash Mouth - No pun needed
My Bloody Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Manic Street Punchers
Jake the Whitesnake Roberts
6Pac
The BUSHwhackers
Nasty Boyz II Men
Al Snow aka. Ice Cube
TLC (Ted DiBiasi, Lex Luger, Curt Hennig)
The HEART Foundation




Nasty Boyz II Men wins. *bows*

stryper2000


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SilverCHAIR to the Head

Savage Madison Square Garden

Pearl Alabama Jam Leg Drop

Local HHH or Local Triple H

Sugar Ray Mysterio Jr.

Temple of the Dog Collar Match





x42

chasdabigone


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Radiodead

stryper2000


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NADA SURFboard stretch

Flying Dropkick Murphy's

RadioHeadbutt

Reel Big Fishermans suplex

x42

MertWindu


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How about an all-women's league:

BareKnuckled Ladies

jquiaot


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Lucha Libre Cool J (LL Cool J)

Hurl Jam (Pearl Jam)

Slice Girls (Spice Girls)

Bell, Rip, Leg Throw (Bell, Biv, DeVoe)

Mounting Throws (Counting Crows)

Jason Toon


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Faux Fighters

Turnbuckle Horizon

espositozero


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The Razor Ramones
They Might Be Andre the Giants