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Poll: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
  • 34.9% - I’m too ashamed to say. That part of my life is over. 916
  • 24.5% - I would literally kill. Figuratively, of course. 644
  • 19% - Nothing. I hate frozen sweet cream surrounded by decadent chocolate. 500
  • 14.5% - I would have moderate to severe gastric upset as I am lactose intolerant. 382
  • 7.1% - Other (comments, please) 186
2628 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?



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Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

I would go to the store and buy one... but would likely end up buying some other form of ice cream. Unless it's the Reese's Klondike. Those are fantastic.

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macgyver53189


quality posts: 0 Private Messages macgyver53189

I would get up and go get one out of the freezer. DUH!

widmer69


quality posts: 14 Private Messages widmer69

Meh.
I might kill for a peanut butter Skinny Cow ice cream sammich tho...

hooray beer!

nyyankeeez


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nyyankeeez

WWJD....for a Klondike Bar?

Shinespark


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Shinespark
nyyankeeez wrote:WWJD....for a Klondike Bar?



Saw a rather distasteful shirt with that on it once.

mjc613


quality posts: 48 Private Messages mjc613

I would pay the regular price if I was in the mood for ice cream.

ceagee


quality posts: 63 Private Messages ceagee

crap. now I have that jingle in my head.
thanks a lot .

and I'm hungry. for ice cream.
with chocolate on the outside.



hjyoung231


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hjyoung231

Bike to the store and get one or 2, since I did ride my bike and all

Boxymoron


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Boxymoron

As a fun encounter for D&D, one of my friends had the party run through an obstacle course race, where they had to get a package to the queen, which contained a klondike bar.

Sounded like a fun time!

hulfy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hulfy

Ummm, I would wait till I had a coupon or the store had a sale. Ice cream treats are always sweeter when you get them at bargain prices.

galatz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages galatz

I am not usually a dessert person, but the Reese Klondike bars I have no will power for.

jeparz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeparz

Due to the lack of a a simple stick one is deprived if full enjoyment and savor of the taste experience. Eating it in a bowl with a spoon is not the same.

geekypanda13


quality posts: 4 Private Messages geekypanda13

Nothing at all.....allergic to chocolate my whole life.



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roy1138


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roy1138

Nothing. They're not that good.

jwschroy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jwschroy

I wouldn't kill, but how about waterboarding. That's just an interigation technique to find out where the Klondike Bars are.

wickedd365


quality posts: 3 Private Messages wickedd365

Go to the store.

hennessy08


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hennessy08

Go to the store. The fad of what would you do for a Klondike Bar needs to go away.

ceagee


quality posts: 63 Private Messages ceagee
jeparz wrote:Due to the lack of a a simple stick one is deprived if full enjoyment and savor of the taste experience. Eating it in a bowl with a spoon is not the same.



Stick ? Bowl ? spoon?
no no no. just right out of hand. and if they get messy, the better for it !



myfester


quality posts: 4 Private Messages myfester

True Story: I was out back hanging with my chickens in their coop area when my half eaten Klondike bar slipped out of my hands onto the dirt...Ice cream side down. Dammit...I broke off the ice cream part that landed...and ate the rest. Yes, I'm ashamed...but it was the Krunchy one..so good.

k4th3r1n3


quality posts: 17 Private Messages k4th3r1n3
myfester wrote:True Story: I was out back hanging with my chickens in their coop area when my half eaten Klondike bar slipped out of my hands onto the dirt...Ice cream side down. Dammit...I broke off the ice cream part that landed...and ate the rest. Yes, I'm ashamed...but it was the Krunchy one..so good.


Are you sure the "krunchy" parts weren't chicken poop??

BTW best Klondike bar story ever.

whatsupchuck


quality posts: 0 Private Messages whatsupchuck

Calories in a Klondike Bar = 488

Calories burned in a situp = 0.25

I would not do 1952 situps for a Klondike Bar.

roadlizard7


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadlizard7

Don't know. Never had on in my life.

jbenedi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jbenedi

I feel a lot of pressure when I eat one of these. Because it doesn't have a stick and you don't put it in a dish I feel it must be eaten faster than I really care to eat Ice cream. A melting issue. Am I alone on this one?

JRRB


quality posts: 34 Private Messages JRRB

Just make sure mine is Heath flavor.

silicapathways


quality posts: 0 Private Messages silicapathways

Nothing, Klondike Bars are not very good. I'd rather have a Magnum bar.

moose123


quality posts: 0 Private Messages moose123

On occasion buy one.

ambergreen


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ambergreen
Harui wrote:I would go to the store and buy one... but would likely end up buying some other form of ice cream. Unless it's the Reese's Klondike. Those are fantastic.



I was going to say pretty much the same thing. Those Reese's Klondikes are delicious.

ennisd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ennisd

I don't like Klondike Bars I think ther'yr disgusting and have a nasty after taste to them.

snookerdoodle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snookerdoodle

Nothing. Klondike bars are ok but meh. Dove and Hagen-Dazs make better "ice cream surrounded by chocolate" bars. WAY better. I might hurt someone for one of those.

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

WHEN I EAT A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTY, I GET THE SENSATION...

;)

majorsamfan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages majorsamfan

Nothing. I'm a Haagen Dazs girl.

ruadog


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ruadog

I would listen to my wife tell a boring story for 5 seconds.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

. . . moderate to severe gastric upset as I am chocolate intolerant. Major bummer.

cisforcookie1985


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cisforcookie1985

I would have awesome sex with a brunette super model for a Klondike Bar...

cisforcookie1985


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cisforcookie1985
Shinespark wrote:Saw a rather distasteful shirt with that on it once.



www.tshirthell.com You can get them there... wait, distasteful in a good way, right?

a04971xx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages a04971xx

Anything short of paying over like a dollar each or risking jail time.

famosamos


quality posts: 0 Private Messages famosamos

grab one out of the freezer. I buy them in bulk at Sams.

olcubmaster


quality posts: 30 Private Messages olcubmaster

...it would depend on the level of alcohol in my system prior to "discovering" I really, really, really wanted one right NOW!

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

ahacksaw


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ahacksaw

I am meh on Klondike bars. But you don't want to know what I would do for a ChocoTaco.