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Dream Cheeky Stress Ball

Speed to First Woot:
1m 25.995s
First Sucker:
anotherdave
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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wootalyzer


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Dream Cheeky Stress Ball
$13.99 + $5 Standard Shipping
Condition: New

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SuperNinja


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I think I saw this in a pr0n once.

warning1


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Exactly what kind of STRESS is this oddly shaped object supposed to relieve, and for which gender?

ssalvage


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is it just me, or does this look like a usb butt plug???

joshobra


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I'm not sure how this sort of contraption works...

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ThunderThighs


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Uhm, that looks.... uhm....





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jensownzoo


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I'm glad I'm not the only one who's mind went straight to the gutter...

efooter


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Wat.





Weirdest Woot-off ever.

ibexscribe


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ibexscribe

Thank you for everyone else who saw what I did. Exactly what is Woot selling?

Chandin


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Me Woot you long time!

ssalvage


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I guarantee I would NOT be dreaming if that was between my cheekies!

efooter


quality posts: 18 Private Messages efooter

Does it stand up like that in real life?

joshobra


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For some odd reason, I feel like I want to eat this.

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SuperNinja


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Buy 3, for all 3 holes.

ThunderThighs


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You know, I don't think I can mod this thread. I'll just be back when this sells out....



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frugalfreak


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a USB bowling pin?

efooter


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ThunderThighs wrote:You know, I don't think I can mod this thread. I'll just be back when this sells out....



Mod is away, time to party.

joshobra


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efooter wrote:Mod is away, time to party.



It ain't no party without a Dream Cheeky Stress Ball!

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MorganSS


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LOL

mkowens


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It's a stress ball that you squeeze and twist and whatnot but it's USB enabled so it makes your screen do all sorts of crazy things like warping and breaking using connected software.

You can see more here: http://www.dreamcheeky.com/stress-ball

It is not at ll what you think it is. Dirty minded wooters. ;)

bluejester


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ThunderThighs wrote:You know, I don't think I can mod this thread. I'll just be back when this sells out....



Man...it's gotta be bad when even the mods go bug eyed with, "Whoa, that's umm...that's a mighty interesting...thing...yeah."

Tracid


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I had no idea they have USB butt plugs.

marziah


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It doesn't help that it comes from a company named "Dream Cheeky" either. I looked for more info on what exactly the thing does, and I ran across the product's Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stress-Ball-by-Dream-Cheeky

It has a picture of the product captioned, "It's not what it looks like." Um, yeah.

efooter


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Sellout is taking much LONGER than we all expected.

This is a really HARD sell.

...

joshobra


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mkowens wrote:You can see more here: http://www.dreamcheeky.com/stress-ball



Yeah, sure. That first picture sure didn't make it any better.

I take that last sentence back, all three made it worse.

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frugalfreak


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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh do I really want one?

SuperNinja


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frugalfreak wrote:Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh do I really want one?


No, you want three.

p1800nut


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Hurry--there's only 1 left at Amazon!

efooter


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frugalfreak wrote:Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh do I really want one?



USB thingy...

Always Buy Three.

rlapid2112


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I feel this should be swapped with the current item on sport.woot, Baby Ray's Beef Jerky.

Isn't squeezing more sporty than jerking?

Maybe I should re-phrase that...

sixdolla


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Probably a refurb

ap210


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lol what is this?!

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warning1


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Is this device compatible with other open source teledildonic interfaces?

joshobra


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So much puns.

To be honest, I think Woot worked really hard on figuring out what we really want to buy.

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efooter


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sixdolla wrote:Probably a refurb



I declare you winner.

firelord42


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Does the software like let you alter the squeeze resistance? Can this double as a hand workout to strengthen the gripping muscles?

I can picture it. "How did you get so good at opening jars?", "Once a day, I crush my bosses picture into oblivion on my computer for 30 minutes. It takes a lot of hand strength"

sixdolla


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Is this iPhone 5 compatible or will I need an adapter?

ThunderThighs


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Looking for other photos. This didn't help any.



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SuperNinja


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firelord42 wrote:Does the software like let you alter the squeeze resistance? Can this double as a hand workout to strengthen the gripping muscles?


It will strengthen your kegel muscles.