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Poll: Would you rather:
  • 13% - Snort a line of ants 219
  • 87% - Eat worms 1466
1685 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?



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Moueska


quality posts: 53 Private Messages Moueska

Ick.

SiIyRabbit


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SiIyRabbit

Ok humm yuck... This is the first poll that I'm refusing to answer! lol Gross!

ceagee


quality posts: 60 Private Messages ceagee



I ate these,was trying to make niece and nephew brave, encourage them try new things, etc...
They were suppose to eat them too .
Chickens.

anyways, the bugs are actually ok. There are crickets and larva. The crickets are actually much tastier imho then the larva. a nice crunch too !
Plus, well, it's chocolate !

vperl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vperl

I'd rather beat some sense into the fool who writes this crap

Lint-Licker

rockk9


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rockk9
vperl wrote:I'd rather beat some sense into the fool who writes this crap



Agreed!!

JamesDiley


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JamesDiley

w t f

MissBehaving


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MissBehaving

You sicken me.

searchneverend


quality posts: 2 Private Messages searchneverend

i'll eat worms all day and night, as a matter of fact its a delicacy in many Asian countries. And they're full of vitamins, Yummy!!!

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wootmatthew


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootmatthew

Snorting Ants? Alive is psychotic, and dead is just wrong, because they would rot inside your nasal cavity and (hopefully) get surrounded by snot and then swallowed of blown out.
This should be 100% for just eating the worms.
Whoever is choosing to snort ants needs some...Science!

wickedd365


quality posts: 3 Private Messages wickedd365

Who at Woot! is trying to be Ozzy?

He snorted a line of ants years ago touring with Motley Crue. While on the tour bus they where drinking and doing coke when they walked off the bus there was a line of ants. Ozzy knelled down and proceeded to snort a line of ants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoTKBXqQDsA

antaran


quality posts: 0 Private Messages antaran

Nobody love me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms

mdkopper


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mdkopper

how about blow?(from my Old days)

moose123


quality posts: 0 Private Messages moose123

Another of, unfortunately, quite a few of these I will ignore.

charliecarroll


quality posts: 104 Private Messages charliecarroll
searchneverend wrote:i'll eat worms all day and night, as a matter of fact its a delicacy in many Asian countries. And they're full of vitamins, Yummy!!!



They are full of protein and survival training teaches you the best places and method to find them. I really can't see me acquiring a taste for them but under the right conditions they could easily make the difference between life and death.

rydethis


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rockk9 wrote:Agreed!!



yeppers!!!

Touch me in the morning!!

deadeye37


quality posts: 3 Private Messages deadeye37

Worms by far. Rather be sick than dead. Saw it on 1000 Ways to Die. A couple guys want to imitate Ozzy and snorts a line of red ants. The ants started biting and the guys' airways swelled up to the point where they couldn't breath any more.

It was way to die #638 "Oz Holed"

mgodawski


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mgodawski

Oh! Somebody doesn't eat worms?

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

--its the Shendy principle

nyjfootball


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wickedd365 wrote:Who at Woot! is trying to be Ozzy?

He snorted a line of ants years ago touring with Motley Crue. While on the tour bus they where drinking and doing coke when they walked off the bus there was a line of ants. Ozzy knelled down and proceeded to snort a line of ants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoTKBXqQDsA



Exactly. Was going to say the same thing. Woot left out option C - Eat light bulbs whole - Read that one in "The Dirt" by Motley Crue.

prfesser


quality posts: 7 Private Messages prfesser

Been there, done that.

Try something interesting, like french-kissing a spider.

rickscanlan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rickscanlan

Live ants would probably tickle going down.

omomma


quality posts: 1 Private Messages omomma

Gummy Worms!

scizzie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scizzie

Hahahaha! My favorite question of this set! The mental image of a busy little line of ants being snorted up by some laughing fool just about cracks me up. :-D And as for science, I am a scientist and laughing my butt off!
*For the record, earthworms really do eat dirt.* Cool, huh? Oh, and most ants taste citrusy from the formic acid in their stings.

GT500boy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GT500boy

What kind of ants?

karmantandon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages karmantandon

While this is an absurd question, taken literally, it is a very easy question to answer.

luke975


quality posts: 13 Private Messages luke975

worms of course. protein, and they don't bite

I always did like yardsales.

bluejester


quality posts: 556 Private Messages bluejester

This truly is one of the more odd polls that woot has offered. I have to say that I would go for the worms...provided of course that I get a Bunch of Changelings for doing so.

orionfike


quality posts: 0 Private Messages orionfike

Although admittedly ants wouldn't be the worst thing I've stuffed up my nose, I'm gonna have to go with worms on this one.