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Faux Fur Vests

Our hunters searched far and wide for the faux fur produced by the elusive minkus fauxus of the great Pseudodian Highlands. After losing many men to the rigorous landscapes and extreme climates of this barren wasteland, we finally found the minkus fauxus, and from its fur we made a whole bunch of vests.

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newfiepage wrote:'ll be honest with you... I own a faux fur coat. Now, I don't wear it all the time, it's a special occasion type thing, but these vests would allow my inner Lenny Kravitz to come out more often... even if they are made for women.
I'm just hanging out, really.

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Fur vest and no shipping to Alaska.

I think you missed out on a prime market this time, guys.

the1pony


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Couldn't resist the Nyala.

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cappo wrote:Fur vest and no shipping to Alaska.



But you can hunt yetis and stuff in Alaska. We thought you had access to plenty of real fur. Sorry.

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If you wear faux fur, will PETA throw faux paint at you?

the1pony


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tantris wrote:If you wear faux fur, will PETA throw faux paint at you?



I used to have a gorgeous faux fur coat- and one time a guy actually came up and started yelling at me about how so many animals died horrible deaths because of my vanity. I waited for him to stop for air, then told him it was fake. Everyone laughed at him; he muttered an apology and slunk away. There was no paint involved, faux or otherwise. ;)

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