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It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Fishy Football Players!

You guys know the Puppy Bowl, right? Well, guess what? This year it's going to be FISH BOWL, and they've put ME in charge! That's right, during halftime, you can tune in to watch a variety of sea creatures GO AT IT! Here's the only problem: I need names for the "players" involved. So far, I only have three:

  • Stringray Lewis
  • Troy Pollockmalu
  • Tim Teblowfish

I need A LOT more than that! So please, help me come up with some Fishy Football Player Names in the comments (any football player will do; not just those playing this weekend), and I'll choose my favorites next week!

Last week's winner (90s band wrestling leagues): Pound Gardenx from thumperchick.

Other Favorites: BareKnuckled Ladies from MertWindu; Sara McLegLocklan from llandar; and Iron-Duncan Shiek from MissieBird.

Photo by flickr user ScubaBeer, used under a Creative Commons License.

lipophilia


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Steelers:
Ben Rockfishberger
Charlie Perch (his backup)
Max Sharks (tackle)
Marcus Gillbert (tackle - one extra L added)
Justin Kingfisher (corner)
Kelvin Beachbum (guard)

cygnwulf


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Roe Montana
Jolly Roger Staubach (a stretch, I know...)
Terry Brineshaw
Eel Manning
John Eelway
Mike Ditkoi
Pond Brady

jmmacedo1


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Colin Carpernick
Joe Fluke-o

jachim72


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Herring Rodgers!

llandar


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Gar Sayers

llandar


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Does Sea Bass count double?

dkmoorhead


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Ok, sure, crustacean and not a fish, but Michael Crabtree. I mean, it's right there for you.

Also, Randy Mollusk

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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Filet Matthews
Colin Tarponick
Arctic Char G III
Walleye Manning
Shadillac Williams
Sailfin Johnson
Perchy Harvin
Matt Chub
LanternFishgerald
DwayneBowe Trout

coached by Krill Belichick (not technically a fish, but he's okay with cheating)

johnnyicemaker


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Bart Starfish

And my hometown favorite:
Mussel Wilson (go Seahawks)

Jason Toon


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Squid Luckman

Jerametrius Cuttlefish

mkoblitz


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Frank Gar
Stingray Rice (or Ray Ricefish)
John Torrey Smith (John Dory)
Vonte Leech
Ed Reedfish
NaVorro Blowfish

tequilagus


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Art Monk Fish

cuppatea


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Doug Floatie

hardworkingjulie


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Coach Jeff Sword-Fisher

fgarriel


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TOUCHDROWN SEAGULLS!!!

jquiaot


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Brian UrchinLacher

cuppatea


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Jay Cuttlefish

SCranmer


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Lee Roy Salmon
Crazylegs Perch
Koi Aikman
Tony Dorsalfin
Art Shellfish

justkissmybass


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Narwhalter Payton