WootBot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

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Forever Lazy

Speed to First Woot:
1m 6.557s
First Sucker:
300jimbo
Last Wooter to Woot:
dameon8888
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 29% of Woot.com Woots
Top 10% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 2% of Woot.com Woots
Top 1% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 14% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 26% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 36% bought 1
  • 33% bought 2
  • 31% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts


wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Forever Lazy
$3.99 + $5 Standard OR $9 Two-Day OR $12 One-Day Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

ebam


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ebam

what's with the changes today? go home, woot. you're drunk!

TheDogma


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheDogma

Is...is this a onesie?

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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TheDogma wrote:Is...is this a onesie?



would that be so wrong?


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PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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ebam wrote:what's with the changes today? go home, woot. you're drunk!



again i ask: would that be so wrong?


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abitterwoman


quality posts: 27 Private Messages abitterwoman

Oh my gosh! These are perfect for my cult! Er..I mean club.

"Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose."

Tdavis81


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Tdavis81

how do the sizes run? Are they a bit small like the shirts on shirt woot?

TheDogma


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheDogma
PemberDucky wrote:would that be so wrong?



That would wonderful!

tkrueger15


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tkrueger15

Oh how did the medium size run out fast!

amerifolklegend


quality posts: 5 Private Messages amerifolklegend

My wife and I are each buying ten and inviting 18 of our closest friends over for a static electricity fight in our livingroom.

bsmith1


quality posts: 102 Private Messages bsmith1
Tdavis81 wrote:how do the sizes run? Are they a bit small like the shirts on shirt woot?



If you're 6'2", it won't be the most comfortable thing... The largest size doesn't have enough length between the shoulders and the crotch, so it's too snug for my liking.

narquespamley


quality posts: 24 Private Messages narquespamley

MY EYES!!

tkrueger15


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tkrueger15
amerifolklegend wrote:My wife and I are each buying ten and inviting 18 of our closest friends over for a static electricity fight in our livingroom.



And then you all can enjoy the Bacon salt meat your wife and you have made for your 18 friends!

miken927


quality posts: 122 Private Messages miken927

Great for those who have given up!



Also great if you've already opened up free shipping!


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socalwoman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages socalwoman

I bought one for each family member when they were first offered, and when they were offered again, for less $$, I bought us each another. The design with the zippers is great! I doubt they flatter anyone's figure, but I've seen socks similar to what comes with these going for almost the same price as these.

There's just one thing: I don't use the hood anymore. It took me a while to figure out why my hair brush started to acquire blue fuzz in the base of the bristles.

Still, at this price, they are a good way to keep the chill off.

Seize the Carp!

nighteyes5


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nighteyes5

Thin cloth provides very little insulation, and the outfit is a single piece, instead of a shirt+pants that connect together. Suitable for cool weather, but not actual 'cold' houses.

The super fluffy socks that come with it are worth the $4 though

radrdff


quality posts: 3 Private Messages radrdff

I bought two of these during the last woot off. Neither came with socks. :/

todmacher


quality posts: 3 Private Messages todmacher

I bought a medium based on the sizing information in the description last time around. I'm 5'9", 190lbs. I found it to be too tight in the groin. It seems reasonably well made and comfortable, though. In for a L/XL.

BanjoMan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BanjoMan

These are great for winter mornings before the wood-stove is warming my home (in the woods).

I bought 4, but I only wear one at a time

dfunkmaster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dfunkmaster

I just bought a Dyson for 3.99!!!!!!!...........

Wait, hold on.....what the fructose did I just buy?!?!

conanthelibrarian


quality posts: 3119 Private Messages conanthelibrarian

Some Forever lazy fans putting their love of the product to song.

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/6fea

archiestone


quality posts: 1 Private Messages archiestone

Go as a smurf for Halloween for under $10!

onefastwienerdog


quality posts: 6 Private Messages onefastwienerdog

Walmart shoppers rejoice !!!
New shopping clothes....lol

Random crap #1 11-28-09-Nice
Random crap #2 08-20-10-Sucked

CapnJB


quality posts: 15 Private Messages CapnJB

Congrats Woot. You are now officially Amazon's T.J.Maxx. You know... the place where you can find expired Jelly Belly's on the same shelf with a chipped vase, half a set of silverware and a Matchbox car.

Bravo!

nodnetni


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nodnetni

Got a pair of these a while back. My GF and I sit around and play video games in them. She call's them our "Video Game Uniforms"

FYI: They have a butt flap and a zipper that goes up from the crotch for bathroom breaks.

Did the Dyson sell out?

PocketBrain


quality posts: 44 Private Messages PocketBrain

It's a Thneed!

radi0j0hn


quality posts: 93 Private Messages radi0j0hn

Got one for me and mine for Christmas, and wife's was too big. Ordered two more, one for me and small for my wife and it was a lot better.

Had a really bad Minnesota cold snap and they really came in handy with below zero temps. Their site has them in gray...I want gray.

Best worn when nobody is looking. And I suspect it is impossible to look sexy or alluring in these, but post pics if you can pull it off!

acpress.com Not cute, but useful.

miketastic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages miketastic

I ended up buying 5 because, why be forever alone when you can be forever lazy with friends?

mojophilly1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mojophilly1

Forever Garbage, I'm sure goodwill is sick of these things. How long before we start seeing the homeless wearing these things?

dferrantino


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dferrantino

Got a pair for the gf and myself a while back. Medium fits us both well (5'9/160, no elongated torso issues here) and it's her second favorite thing to wear around my apartment...the first being bunny slippers.

Note that the feet are not attached to the legs, they are a separate pair of socks. I was mildly disappointed when I found that out.

dirtpuddle


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dirtpuddle

This just makes me want to work at Woot. Y'all are having way more fun than I do at work.

bbulrich


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bbulrich
radi0j0hn wrote:Got one for me and mine for Christmas, and wife's was too big. Ordered two more, one for me and small for my wife and it was a lot better.

Had a really bad Minnesota cold snap and they really came in handy with below zero temps. Their site has them in gray...I want gray.

Best worn when nobody is looking. And I suspect it is impossible to look sexy or alluring in these, but post pics if you can pull it off!



I also am from MN and found these awesome for chilling on the couch helps take the chill off . I also agree not something you'd wear in public but behind closed doors its my new favorite piece of clothing. <3 you woot !

lissisa2003


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lissisa2003

I'm always a little weirded out when I see pictures of these things at tailgates. I mean, yeah it's cold, but butt-flap + port-a-potty + 100k people + alcohol = ewwwwwww.

sgtgreeneusmc


quality posts: 5 Private Messages sgtgreeneusmc
amerifolklegend wrote:My wife and I are each buying ten and inviting 18 of our closest friends over for a static electricity fight in our livingroom.



That IS brilliant!

Turn off the lights and it will be even better; it will look like a Tesla Generator in there!

garylehr


quality posts: 3 Private Messages garylehr

So the medium, which would fit me, is not available, and the L/XL, which apparently fits both someone who's 5'7" and 260 pounds and someone else who's 6'5" and 155, still can be had...

garylehr


quality posts: 3 Private Messages garylehr

So the medium, which would fit me, is not available, and the L/XL, which apparently fits both someone who's 5'7" and 260 pounds and someone else who's 6'5" and 155, still can be had...

rickbaron


quality posts: 7 Private Messages rickbaron

Do these come in the retail box?

sgtgreeneusmc


quality posts: 5 Private Messages sgtgreeneusmc

I do wish these came in "pink bunny rabbit."

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 35 Private Messages sellbuyer92

Since when does Woot ever offer 10 of one thing at a time? Awesome...When can you ever say in for 10? Wish they still had my size...


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