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Poll: Well, great. Now you’re a werewolf. Happy?
  • 36.3% - Hell yes! I can’t wait to terrorize the local village! 984
  • 53.9% - Eh, it’s not my first choice but I can probably use this for good. 1460
  • 9.8% - No, anything but lycanthrope! END MY LIFE AND THIS FOUL CURSE WITH IT! 266
2710 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

deadeye37


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Depends on the type of werewolf we're talking about. If its the Lycans from Underworld, heck ya! If its the perpetually shirtless type from Twilight, heck no! If its the classic werewolf, maybe...

jlnokc


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One word: fleas.

robertwooddellweaver


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jlnokc wrote:One word: fleas.



Lupe Garou (Ron Linek)

life as a werewolf is never easy.
crucifixes.
silver bullets.
keeping company with twisted dwarves.
melancholy castles.
Danish Humpbacks.
hair on the palms.
Gad, what a nuisance!
all that hair sticking out of shirtcuffs,
jammed in buttonholes...
I mean there is no job security.
these teeth,
these fangs can't last forever.
the thought of gumming a victim to death...
or that infernal urge to howl in the dark.
quick! switch off the lights!
YAROO - OO - OO...OW - OOOO!
forgive me... I...
my, what lovely arms,
what a well-formed neck...
I ask you, what sort of a life is this?
what would I say to a wife,
if I had a wife,
should I tell her?
"John, couldn't you stay home in the evenings?"
I can't even trust myself in the planetarium...
I remember as the show started,
and the moon rose in the projected sky...
an old lady schoolteacher drove me from the place with an umbrella.
sidelong glances at sheep.
the frustration of looking for gloves with extended index fingers.

I'm not cut out for this sort of thing.
Oh, for the quiet life of a bald accountant.

pstrnutbag44


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Now? Slow news day? ;-)

bachrock37


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what about wereBEAR? If I could be a werebear a la Diabolo II druids, then sign me up right now.

nastyducky


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Those shirtless werewolves in that awful movie "Twilight" - do ya think they were put there on purpose to keep enthusiastic girly teens with lots of disposable income coming back for more eye candy? Well they certainly weren't coming back to gawk at a morose, white-skinned, red-eyed boy vampire...

I read somewhere that those movies boil down to one basic question - will she choose necrophelia or bestiality?

hippie1981


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As painful as the transformation process looks from watching Being Human...I don't think i'd want to be a werewolf.

therichfather


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I think this poll is missing "go out and improve your status with the opposite sex!"

gmangsxr750


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therichfather wrote:I think this poll is missing "go out and improve your status with the opposite sex!"



Amen to that brotha'

Moueska


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therichfather wrote:I think this poll is missing "go out and improve your status with the opposite sex!"



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PocketBrain


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#Twilight
Teen angst wolf.

globalhavoc


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hippie1981 wrote:As painful as the transformation process looks from watching Being Human...I don't think i'd want to be a werewolf.



You'd get used to it, and learn to enjoy it.

Anything that lets you retain your consciousness 99% of the time, and is more resilient than human, is better than human.

PapaMidnight


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hippie1981 wrote:As painful as the transformation process looks from watching Being Human...I don't think i'd want to be a werewolf.



I find myself in agreement.

But... if we're talking Dyson-style wolf like from Lost Girl, then I'm all for that.

6 years bag-of-crapless and counting...

a04971xx


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yes

btparic


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If the transformation were complete and painless, I retained my cognitive capabilities or at was at least naturally peaceful, and could find a nice lady werewolf to settle down with...

Then yeah. That would pretty much beat my current life.

I would rather be a weresquirrel though.

icthulhu


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Oh, crud -- I'm allergic to canine dander. This is gonna suck.

KermodeBear


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Werewolves don't sparkle.

Moueska


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KermodeBear wrote:Werewolves don't sparkle.



I think if the coat were glossy enough, they would. :D

drpuzzle


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Well, it HAS to involve Kate Beckinsale, right? In skin-tight black Spandex, right? At night, in the rain ...

rydethis


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Yall must not watch True Blood with Alcide!!!! One More Friday Gone I would be his werewolf gf any day of the week!!!! OWWWWWW lol

Touch me in the morning!!