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It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Bathroom Bands!

Here's the deal: I'm starting a new band. Here's the scoop: we only perform in bathrooms, and we mostly just rewrite other people's songs to be about bathroom stuff. So, what should we call ourselves? Here are some ideas:

  • sTool
  • Enema Collective
  • The Runs DMC
     

But those are lame. So I'm calling on you, Wooters, to help me out. Post your bathroom band name in the comments and I'll choose my favorites next week. (And just to be clear, they DON'T need to be about #2; they can be about other bathroom stuff, too.)

Last Week's Winner (Fish of Football): Mussel Wilson from johnnyicemak.

Other Favorites: Joe Fluke-o from jmmacedo1; Narwhalter Payton from justkissmybas; and Jay Cuttlefish from cuppatea.

Photo by flickr user Mai Le, used under a Creative Commons License.

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Red Hot Chili Poopers
Collective Stool
Poo Fighters
KoRN
Sir-paycheck-A-Lot
Poo-Poo Dolls
Marky Marky and the Funky Punch
L.L Poo J.
Fiona Crapple
Jay-Pee
Ice Pube
Alice Pooper
Fart of Noise
BM-52's
Culture Tub
Earth, Wind and Fire and Feces
George Michael
Stall and Floats
Fart (Heart)

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Porcelain God

beerdork


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Smashing Blumpkins

Jason Toon


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Bloc Potty

Montezuma's Revenged Sevenfold

Urinah Heep

A Flock of Fecals

REO Peedwagon

Suppository of the Year

kangoolra


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Streams of Ecstasy

bigfatnerd


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Nickelback

The Poo Fighters

For a Good Time, Call...

The Courtesy Flushes

drummingcraig


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D.J. jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Pinch

Flush (feat. Geddy Pee, Alex Lifesol and Neil Spurt)

The Cramps

So are we gonna kick it - Gonna kick it woot down - Gonna break it all down - Gonna kick it woot down!

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Urethra Franklin
Hurl Jam
Johnny-On-The-Spot Cash
The Brown Stripes
Pee Lo Green
Browno Mars
Number 2 by Blur

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Edward Shart and The Phantom Turds

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Tangurine Dream

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

johnboy1966


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Three Stalls Down

jmo110


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Rod Pooert, singing classics like Urine My Heart, Poo You Think I'm Sexy, and Inflatulation.

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Twisted Pisster

chaddelamancha


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Deuce Poopstain and the P Stream Band

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The CommodeDoors
Back Seat Boys
N' Stink
Bell Biv DeBowl
Florence and the Hand-drying Machine

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jmo110 wrote:Rod Pooert, singing classics like Urine My Heart, Poo You Think I'm Sexy, and Inflatulation.



Seriously funny...bravo!

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crohn temple pilots
great wipe
turd eye blind

I ruined my signature with poor cut and paste skills

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gwp wrote:Twisted Pisster



Needless to say, the lead singer is Pee Snyder...

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I think "Flushables" is the correct name.

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LMFAO (Loafing My F&$@ing @$$ Off) - Potty Rock Anthem
Dookie and the Blowfish

zolttt


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cosby's stills and nash
2 ply and the family stone
deuce springsteen
sphink

I ruined my signature with poor cut and paste skills

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Can

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

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Porcelain Temple Pilots

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Aerosh*t

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edit: first one was already taken.

Stool and the Gang.

Turd Eye Blind

Eric Crapton

Cannibal Craps

ZZ Plop

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Alanis Morrishat

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ROGETRAY wrote:Red Hot Chili Poopers
Collective Stool
Poo Fighters
KoRN
Sir-paycheck-A-Lot
Poo-Poo Dolls
Marky Marky and the Funky Punch
L.L Poo J.
Fiona Crapple
Jay-Pee
Ice Pube
Alice Pooper
Fart of Noise
BM-52's
Culture Tub
Earth, Wind and Fire and Feces
George Michael
Stall and Floats
Fart (Heart)



I'd have gone with Earth Wind and Fiber

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Crimped Biscuit

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Blackeyed Pees

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Poop Daddy

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The Crapenters

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ROGETRAY wrote:Red Hot Chili Poopers
Collective Stool
Poo Fighters
KoRN
Sir-paycheck-A-Lot
Poo-Poo Dolls
Marky Marky and the Funky Punch
L.L Poo J.
Fiona Crapple
Jay-Pee
Ice Pube
Alice Pooper
Fart of Noise
BM-52's
Culture Tub
Earth, Wind and Fire and Feces
George Michael
Stall and Floats
Fart (Heart)




The only one of all the posts that I actually laughed at was
"Stall and Floats".

The rest I guess I saw coming and a little predictable. But Stall and Floats actually made me laugh.
Love it!!!

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Casting Browns

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Upchuck Berry

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Dookie Brothers

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Frank Crappa

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Poobastank

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Iggy Poop

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Jefferson Starsh*t