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Poll: The last slice of pizza:
  • 37.1% - I take it. Why not? Who’s better than me? 658
  • 17.5% - I pretend I didn’t see it. I don’t want to be “that person.” 311
  • 7% - I’d steal a pepperoni but not touch the principal. 125
  • 8.6% - I’d slice it evenly so everyone could get a little. 152
  • 7.9% - I’d make my best friend take it, then heap shame if they did. 141
  • 21.9% - I take it. Mostly because I never share pizza. 388
1775 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Passive-aggressively sneeze or cough on it.

ceagee


quality posts: 61 Private Messages ceagee

Nobody likes the same kind of pizza here. We either get a half and half or a couple different kinds. If your pizza is left, you get it. Much easier that way. Besides, no one else wants it.



pielord


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pielord

Depends on how much you had before, I mean If it would be your second slice of coarse but maybe not if it's like your 8th

bblhed


quality posts: 6 Private Messages bblhed

I take it and remind people that if I don't take the "pig slice" it will just get tossed out because while everyone secretly wants it, no one will take it because they don't want to look like a pig.

I can't see a reason to toss out a good piece of pizza when people are there and want to eat it.

There should be no shame in eating the last slice.

SumDuud


quality posts: 21 Private Messages SumDuud

Depends on how much I've had, but if I really want it, I might ask if anyone else wants it and if they say no, I feel no shame in eating it. If it's family dinner, there are 4 boys from 1-14 so its all fair game at dinner time.

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cindyscrazy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cindyscrazy

I take it cuz I bought the dang thing. I have 2 pre-teens and a 16 year old boy. I'm lucky if I get any pizza lol

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lichme


quality posts: 2658 Private Messages lichme

Generally it gets tossed. I normally order with a BOGO, and two pizzas never get finished, even after taking leftovers.

knn7496


quality posts: 0 Private Messages knn7496

Take it because it's me and the kids and the kids only eat one slice anyway.

1ezmonkey


quality posts: 6 Private Messages 1ezmonkey

I ask, "Does anyone want this last peice?" 85% of the time noone will fess up to wanting it so I get it. I will take those odds and dont have to look like a pig (Even though I am)

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smcmanus78


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smcmanus78

I would simply ask if anyone wanted to split the last piece.I would offer it up if someone else wanted it or wanted to split it.

compunaut


quality posts: 2 Private Messages compunaut

It's insulting to the gods (or The God, if you prefer) to waste pizza.

DaBudMan


quality posts: 1 Private Messages DaBudMan

I just think of it as one of my slices I missed.

RWoodward


quality posts: 58 Private Messages RWoodward

It seems that whenever I'm asked to "chip in" for pizza my share works out to $10.50, although anyone taking more than two slices gets looked at sideways. I'm not implying anything illicit is going on, but really, How could it work out to that much?

rydethis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rydethis

I just eat the toppings of pizza so we don't order much pizza in my house!!!

Touch me in the morning!!