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Businesses are like flowers. They start out small and blossom. The only difference is that businesses don’t have to start underground and also flowers are plants whereas businesses are businesses. But still, the same concept applies: you want to grow your business as much as possible, and that means adding some new departments.

What kinds of departments, you wonder? Well, we here at the Sean Adams University of Business Management Development Leadership have some suggestions. Check it out:

  • A department to retroactively deem ideas bad ideas
  • A comma creation department
  • A mysterious welding department
  • A water cooler testing department (you can never be too safe!)
  • A frozen foods department
  • A rocket department (wouldn’t it be cool to say your business has a rocket?!)
  • A “let’s go outside every 10 minutes to make sure the office is still tied to the dock” department (only necessary for businesses that happen in boats!)
  • A knitting department
  • A Mark Ketting department (only guys named Mark Ketting are allowed!)
  • A knife-dulling department
  • A clock setting and monitoring department
  • A mail smelling department (you can never be too safe!)
  • A wax department
  • A kreeative department (you know it’s creative because they spell it creatively!)
  • A love department
  • An imaginary department that’ll come to life if you just believe
  • A butt department (you can never be too safe!)

What departments will you add to your business? Let us know in the comments!

lichme


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A lunch thief monitoring department

adwmann


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A "What are you doing here? Leave!" department

HardwareJEJ


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lichme wrote:A lunch thief monitoring department



My boss had one of those at a former employer of his.

Someone was stealing sandwiches from the communal fridge, so he put in a lovingly hand-made tuna-fish sandwich, liberally coated with red pepper.

Noone stole a sandwich again.

James

P.S. I would like a department of whales. (not valid in the U.K. where they already have Wales)

nparus


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We actually have a department that retroactively declares things bad ideas. Our administration comes up with and implements ideas and the board (who have no experience,) declares them bad ideas.

I would like a cat department. It would be a nice place to chill when things get stressful. It could also be used to mess with fellow employees with cat allergies and possibly become and alternate IT department.

Moony

alakahkid


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Department of Redundancy Department...

pearannoyed


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You clearly need to have a department creation department.

wwinch


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Department of Stacking Things on Top of Other Things

Moueska


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wwinch wrote:Department of Stacking Things on Top of Other Things



My nephew could be head of this department. Stacking cups FTW.

unpetitfou


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I would totally put in for transfer to the knitting department!