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Headwear for the Masses

Mutes unite! It's only so simple to convey your thoughts without speaking, so we've developed a new form of communication, and it's through wearing hats. While these are mostly only applicable to ordering a beer or watching TV, it's progress. Wear the hat that suits your mood, and you keep to sweet, sweet silence.



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jimfrog67


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Okay, I'll say it... Who's the hottie male model? ;-)

bvic01


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jimfrog67 wrote:Okay, I'll say it... Who's the hottie male model? ;-)



I actually know him....sorry, he's taken.

ghavo


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Got this from Kohl's for about $8 (Cookie Monster)... my 11 yo son loves it. We went tubing in PA and kept him warm. I wanted the Owl but was a bit small for my adult sized head, it fits but just too tight.

zzzzzz.... snort.... zzzzz... What? Woot? Where? When? Why?.... awwww... spent money again.... yawn... zzzzzz snort... zzzzz... What? Woot? Where?.....

snapper21


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snapper21

That he is cute!

Marcus Hughes

jims123


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Heck with the guy model.. I really like the fun expressions on all the girls.. too bad it never gets cold enough for these in San Diego..

jenbug71


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bvic01 wrote:I actually know him....sorry, he's taken.



At least we can look!

elispiro


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What is explicit about the Explicit Big Chicken? I don't think I get the joke. Or maybe there isn't a joke at all.

comma


quality posts: 12 Private Messages comma

Explicit Big Chicken Laplander model is gorgeous.

honeybadger12


quality posts: 7 Private Messages honeybadger12

Oh god, will this fashion trend be over soon???

PemberDucky


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honeybadger12 wrote:Oh god, will this fashion trend be over soon???



hats? probably not. according to the latest marketing research, people favor cranial warmth.


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koalamoo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages koalamoo

What, no love for Michaelangelo or Raphael? What gives?

ThunderThighs


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comma wrote:Explicit Big Chicken Laplander model is gorgeous.



I passed on your comment to this staffer. Here's the actual script of our IM:

TT: http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=5343498
M: What is it ? My phone will not open.
TT: Explicit Big Chicken Laplander model is gorgeous.
M: Ugh.
TT: What. You should be flattered.
M: I hate having my pic taken.
TT: Me too but you do look cute in the pics
M: Meh. I looked unwilling.
TT: pffffft
M: Ricks instructions: Look happy. Happier. HAPPIER! Now open your eyes. DON'T BLINK!
TT: ROFL
M: Me: Look! I can only smile huge and squint. Or I can eyes open and not smile. That's how it works.
TT: Good point.
TT: Face muscles don't work that way. Like sneezing with your eyes open. Can't do it.
M: Exactly! I yell I'm not 5'11" nor 110lbs! I'm not a model!! I can field dress a deer in 20 minutes but I can't smile without squinting.
TT: I should post this conversation in the forum. ROFL (I won't)
M: Go for it.
TT: Can I? I'll change your name to M.
M: Sure.
TT: The fact that you can field dress a deer will have them beating down your door most likely
M: Lol.
M: It's a weird skill set that I like to include on my resumes.
M: Lol.
TT: Shows you're adaptable to any situation.
M: Exactly.
TT: You'll be very useful in the zombie uprisings
M: Absolutely.



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jeighsen


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I agree! Delicious!

umzy


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ThunderThighs wrote:
M: Exactly! I yell I'm not 5'11" nor 110lbs! I'm not a model!! I can field dress a deer in 20 minutes but I can't smile without squinting.
TT: The fact that you can field dress a deer will have them beating down your door most likely
M: It's a weird skill set that I like to include on my resumes.
TT: Shows you're adaptable to any situation.
M: Exactly.
TT: You'll be very useful in the zombie uprisings
M: Absolutely.



"M" Hotness factor was just multiplied x 10. ;-)

realtimshady


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Actually, all four of the models are extremely attractive. Maybe I should apply at woot!

dhomstad


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dhomstad

Who can we blame for not showing a picture of the reverse side of the reversible laplander hat?

I'm curious to see what the point of a reversible hat is. There must be a different color pattern. Also, I've seen some "reversible" shorts that looked subpar when reversed... can' t tell if that's the case with the hat.

daniel M Homstad

ThunderThighs


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dhomstad wrote:Who can we blame for not showing a picture of the reverse side of the reversible laplander hat?

I'm curious to see what the point of a reversible hat is. There must be a different color pattern. Also, I've seen some "reversible" shorts that looked subpar when reversed... can' t tell if that's the case with the hat.



They are gathering the models to shoot the pics for the two reversible hats now.

I plead the 5th on assigning blame.



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rbarger


quality posts: 3 Private Messages rbarger

I thought the lass in the yellow shirt was fetching.

haveabigjohnson


quality posts: 10 Private Messages haveabigjohnson

1. Could we just have the models reverse, who cares about the hats?

2. Any woman that can field dress a deer is HOT here in Michigan.

3. Cotton Knit Beanie
100% Acrylic

I do not have a PhD in textiles, but I thought cotton and acrylic were different?

Sharky35


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haveabigjohnson wrote:1. Could we just have the models reverse, who cares about the hats?

2. Any woman that can field dress a deer is HOT here in Michigan.

3. Cotton Knit Beanie
100% Acrylic

I do not have a PhD in textiles, but I thought cotton and acrylic were different?



Isn't that like saying "all natural plastic"?

honeybadger12


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PemberDucky wrote:hats? probably not. according to the latest marketing research, people favor cranial warmth.



Right, I was referencing the laplander style.

thewronggrape


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I was waiting to see if anything else showed on on Woot that I wanted. Was trying to get more bang for my buck with the all day $5 shipping.

But now the hat I wanted is sold out.

Damn my cheap, procrastinating ass!

jimfrog67


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jimfrog67
bvic01 wrote:I actually know him....sorry, he's taken.



Like that's stopped anybody who's *really* determined...

But I'll set my sights elsewhere.

3eyore


quality posts: 7 Private Messages 3eyore
ThunderThighs wrote:I passed on your comment to this staffer. Here's the actual script of our IM:
(snip)
M: Exactly! I yell I'm not 5'11" nor 110lbs! I'm not a model!! I can field dress a deer in 20 minutes but I can't smile without squinting.(snip)


This vivacious and sagacious girl will NEVER EVER be lonely or hungry!

bakerzdosen


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rbarger wrote:I thought the lass in the yellow shirt was fetching.



Agreed. Only reason I'm here.

Now, if SHE could field dress a deer...

miken927


quality posts: 122 Private Messages miken927

No pink bunny ears? *sob*




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krazykoz


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As a Mid Westerner, I gotta say I love the woot map for the Hamms Beanie.

jrbl995


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woot has really tall phones