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I don't generally shake hands with people. Mostly just to see how they react and the look on their face when they stick out their hand and I leave them hanging. It's kinda fun.
quality posts: 3
NO. DEAD. FISH. Grip my hand and show me you're a man. Not talking audible bone cracking but give it a good squeeze.
“Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.”
― Leonardo da Vinci
quality posts: 56
Psycho vise-grip. Just to let the average stranger know that you're dangerous. And crazy.
Thanks to up-to-the-minute tracking, I don't track my package so much as stalk it.