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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Presidential Sweets!

We're celebrating Presidents' Day a day late here at Woot, with some sweet presidential puns. And not sweet like cool. Sweet like sweet. Check it out:

  • Laffy Tafty
  • Richard Twixon
  • Molasses S. Grant
     

You guys can come up with better ones than those, right? Go ahead, try! Post your pun in the comments below, or on Facebook, or tweet it with the hashtag #PresidentialSweets.

Last Week's Winner (Edible Sitcoms): Jarlsburg in Charge from mushupork.

Other Favorites: The Muensters from stevepom546; the cherry pie-ler moore show from PemberDucky on Twitter; 30 Wok from Ump Qua on Facebook.

Image taken from Wikipedia (copyright expired).

Jertyrael


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How about Jawbreaker Adams?
Johnbreaker...Jawnbreaker...hrm.

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sunnyx0r


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Teddy "Graham" Roosevelt
Calvin Cool Whip
Sherbet Hoover
Sprinkle Carter (Get it? Instead of "Jimmy"?)

mwparker2


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James K. Polka Dot Candy

edit: but now it occurs to me that those are actually just called candy buttons, but I don't care I'm leaving it.

AuntB


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Andrew "Cracker Jack"son

AuntB


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Abra"HoneyBaked"ham Lincoln
"Mike and Ike" Eisenhower
Brachs Obama

akaab


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James Dolly Madison
William Oh,Henry! Harrison
Custard Fillmore
Milliard Creme Fillingmore
Jimmies Carter


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Spirolina Agnew

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John F. KennJujube

Whatchamacoolidge

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

g2w7s


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BabyRutherford B. Hayes
Tuile Clinton

dracjr


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Nutter Butterford B. Hayes
James Buchandy and distant relative John F. Candy
Franklin Ghirardellino Roosevelt

g2w7s


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Cherry S Truman

pourthebubbly


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George Whopperton
Ulswizzle Stick Grant
Warhead G. Harding.

sb126


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Barack candy
Spotted pencil Nixon


This won't let me post the name of a legitimate dessert....

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Slick Willie Wonka Clinton

Zeusandhera


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Rolold Reagan.

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Goober Cleveland
Franklin Peeps

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Sacchariny Taylor

lipophilia


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Bill Clinton's salty chocolate ... NO - I can't do it.

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Mr. Goodbar Cleveland
Goober Cleveland
Ba rocky road Obama

smanchir


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Charleston Chew A. Arthur
Warren 'Watermelon' HardCandy
William McFlurry
Lindor Truffles B. Johnson
Martin Van BonBon

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Zagnut Taylor
Jimmy Clarkbar

barkwoot


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Hershey Kisses Grant
Franklin Gelato Roosevelt

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Rutherford B.B.Bats Hayes

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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Vladimir Putin Pop

Scullboyknc


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Rutherford B. Milky Wayes

Richard M&Ms Nixon

Barrack Obamars bar

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Snackary Taylor

James Bucandy

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Franklin Dilettante Roosevelt
Warren G. Hershey or Warren G. Hardcandy
Zagnut Taylor
Big Hunk aka. William Howard Taft, or better yet, William Howard Taffy

Little known fact or possible urban legend...Taft was so obese that he got stuck in a very large bath tub that he had installed in the White House. To get out of the tub he ordered his aides to use butter to dislodge him.

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Cadbury Taylor

William Hershey Harrison

donslin


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"spotted pencil Nixon"???

How is mthat either a pun or a sweet??

bacalum


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The following verse is my favorite about presidents, an oldie but goodie. It features a double entendre, rather than a true pun, but you may like it anyway:

Don't pull out pencil in the middle of a screw,
Vote for Nixon in '72!

When rich or powerful people propose a change, it is designed to make them richer or more powerful.

bacalum


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Barack O.B. Mama

or

Broke O.B. mama

or simply

O.B a ma

When rich or powerful people propose a change, it is designed to make them richer or more powerful.

sunnyx0r


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donslin wrote:"spotted pencil Nixon"???

How is mthat either a pun or a sweet??



Think President Richard Nixon. There is a nickname for men named Richard, starts with "D", and is flagged by Woot's profanity filter and replaced with "pencil". There is also a dessert called "spotted d---". Together they make the pun "spotted d--- Nixon".

Apologies, but it's not funny if you have to explain it.