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J&D's Sriracha Lip Balm

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.558s
First Sucker:
johndillingham
Last Wooter to Woot:
ballsnark
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 10% of Woot.com Woots
Top 3% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 24% of Woot.com Woots
Top 18% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 1% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 62% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 93% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 36% bought 1
  • 18% bought 2
  • 46% bought 3

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Woots by State

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highwyre237


quality posts: 6 Private Messages highwyre237

ouch...

wollern


quality posts: 6 Private Messages wollern

kylecountryman


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kylecountryman

Somehow I don't see this soothing chapped lips.

jpkrauss


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jpkrauss

Why? WHY? I wonder how long it will take to scrape off your lips?

Ellablack


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ellablack

This can't be good for anything!

EB

Rachel0982


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Rachel0982

Ahem... rooster sauce??? I think they mean c-o-c-k sauce.....

davebva


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davebva

so you can kiss your ipad

NoGenocide


quality posts: 0 Private Messages NoGenocide

Just the one?!!? Hardly worth the shipping, or is it? *raises a brow*

alexmg2420


quality posts: 5 Private Messages alexmg2420

Why? Why does this exist? Chapped lips + sriracha seems like the worst possible combination on earth.

adammperry


quality posts: 1 Private Messages adammperry

This sounds soooo gross but I'm buying one anyway for my wife as a goof because she LOVES sriracha.

elitemrp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages elitemrp

I love J&D's Sriracha popcorn but I can't imagine using the lip balm.. ow


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highwyre237


quality posts: 6 Private Messages highwyre237

I only use Lip Balm made with Ghost Pepper..

Paradox17


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Paradox17

$5 shipping for this?

mitchloft


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mitchloft

Rip off the label, give it to a friend, prepare to laugh.

Those who are always quoting others have nothing to say themselves - Mitch Loftus

thatgrrl


quality posts: 9 Private Messages thatgrrl

Hmmm. Might be interesting to have on hand if a first date doesn't work out and he looks like he might try something unwelcome. Apply strictly as a self-defense move.

Downside: overwhelming craving for pho.

dreamyvelvet


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dreamyvelvet

Hot Lips Houlihan

embhorn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages embhorn

Hot paper clip sauce on your lips...

Rachel0982


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Rachel0982
Rachel0982 wrote:Ahem... rooster sauce??? I think they mean c-o-c-k sauce.....



Also, chili garlic paste > sriracha.

theexuberantone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages theexuberantone

This DOES taste like Sriracha and DOES burn. I bought it as a gag gift and I actually like it. The person I bought it for didn't.

jwilkens


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jwilkens

Due to the shipping costs, the only way this would make sense is if they sold a "J&D's gift pack" containing multiple items (hint, hint). They sell this on their site for $3.99 with free shipping, so this woot "deal" is actually more expensive.

k4th3r1n3


quality posts: 17 Private Messages k4th3r1n3

Normally I'd buy any lip balm, but... I shall pass this time woot.

afruin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages afruin
jwilkens wrote:Due to the shipping costs, the only way this would make sense is if they sold a "J&D's gift pack" containing multiple items (hint, hint). They sell this on their site for $3.99 with free shipping, so this woot "deal" is actually more expensive.



Not if you buy something else in the woot!-off...you get $5 total shipping for everything you buy today.

Rachel0982


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Rachel0982
jwilkens wrote:Due to the shipping costs, the only way this would make sense is if they sold a "J&D's gift pack" containing multiple items (hint, hint). They sell this on their site for $3.99 with free shipping, so this woot "deal" is actually more expensive.



This is assuming that you haven't already purchased one of the bazillion items that's been up today in the woot-off. $5 all you can ship!

jeiel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeiel

perfect for those people who put rooster sauce on everything

glenasmith


quality posts: 5 Private Messages glenasmith

You guys do recall that this is a woot off and free shipping gets unlocked once you buy one item right?

I can see where this would be an excellent decoy lip balm to put in an obvious place. My wife and darling girls use lip balm like it is required for life, but never put it back where it belongs. On the rare occasion that I want or need it, mine is gone.

HMMMMMmmmmmm....

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja

Next they will make J&D's Sriracha hemorrhoid cream.

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 169 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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SuperNinja wrote:Next they will make J&D's Sriracha hemorrhoid cream.




This stuff goes where now?!