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Classic Cream Pie in a Jar

Speed to First Woot:
1m 0.007s
First Sucker:
msruru
Last Wooter to Woot:
jharris58
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 48% of Woot.com Woots
Top 20% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Bottom 36% of Woot.com Woots
Bottom 37% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

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  • 12% < 25 woots
  • 79% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 92% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 54% bought 1
  • 25% bought 2
  • 21% bought 3

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Woots by State

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vinithehat


quality posts: 23 Private Messages vinithehat

Good job, woot.

Bakermr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Bakermr

I've never had cream pie in a jar.

mdgore


quality posts: 6 Private Messages mdgore

what is this stuff exactly......

When do we get to buy souls?

PocketBrain


quality posts: 44 Private Messages PocketBrain

Not for use in pie fights.

kierkier


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kierkier

lol, wut?

deutschface


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deutschface

What is this I don't even.

James469


quality posts: 0 Private Messages James469

It is better to have a Cream pie in a Jar, than to have a Cream pie in the face.

wollern


quality posts: 6 Private Messages wollern

"Refridgerate", Woot?

How about "refrigerate"?

thatgrrl


quality posts: 9 Private Messages thatgrrl

Oh good lord. At a time like this, I really wish I'd spent less time around guys who watch (and talk about) a lot of X-rated filmage. How can you look at that and not think it? As Ralphie would say, it's unpossible.

LakeEffectKing


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LakeEffectKing

Ahhhh......hair pie!!!

timmymac23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages timmymac23

Oooh. Comes with ARTIFICIAL color. I love that stuff!

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julierizzo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages julierizzo

My teeth hurt just looking at this.

davebva


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davebva

since when did woot resort to XXX to make a buck

benzaholic


quality posts: 2 Private Messages benzaholic

That ingredient list is scary. Four kinds of sugar, then sweetened condensed milk, then palm kernel oil and a bunch of chemicals and flavorings and colorings?

Yum.

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eponacelt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eponacelt

A classic cream pie filling needs 8 ingredients or less...and none of them are things like Carrageenan Gum or Palm Kernel Oil. It would be easier and cheaper to just, you know, make a cream pie.

theDevGuy


quality posts: 2 Private Messages theDevGuy

Under ingredients: Corn Suryp. That's like Corn Syrup, only from the south. So you know it's good.

j4hbreaker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages j4hbreaker

I can finally add Woot to my "Cream Pie" bookmarks folder.

mikemiracle


quality posts: 12 Private Messages mikemiracle

A perfect desert after my cheeseburger in a can.

marista99


quality posts: 1 Private Messages marista99

1) what IS it? I'm imagining vanilla pudding in a big jar basically.
2) I don't want to be aware of the double entendre here but I am. Thanks male college friends.

philz0r


quality posts: 1 Private Messages philz0r

Uh...hmm...really?

abitterwoman


quality posts: 27 Private Messages abitterwoman

I'm tempted..but I would much rather have Woot! bake me a pie. I would be willing to pay upwards of $20.

The ball is in your court, Woot.

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k4th3r1n3


quality posts: 17 Private Messages k4th3r1n3

Contents seem useless, but the 26 oz jar is cute...

tdcrump


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tdcrump
wollern wrote:"Refridgerate", Woot?

How about "refrigerate"?



From the Specs:

Suryp

Really Woot?

jabernathy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jabernathy

This goes well with salty nuts in a bag

lobsterboys


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lobsterboys

double you tee eff

shadykay


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shadykay

"refridgerate".

Really? Jane Austin, refridgerate....who knows how many others? Can I join WOOT and proof all postings?

mitchloft


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mitchloft

Is this Windows compatible?

Yes, that DOES mean: Can I just throw it out a window? Yeesh.

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bongodingo


quality posts: 4 Private Messages bongodingo

So... buy this for $14 shipped. Then buy whipped topping. And a crust. Then bake it. And clean up everything.

Or.

Buy one for $8 at the market.

It's one thing to sell a gourmet item, but to sell an over-priced ingredient that really only has a single use?

mffenton


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mffenton

Insert Beavis and Butthead laugh......here.

davebva


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davebva

We laugh, but they are selling

alexanderzpc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alexanderzpc

I wish there was a way to like comments...

So many people think alike... ;p

richrauch


quality posts: 0 Private Messages richrauch
wollern wrote:"Refridgerate", Woot?

How about "refrigerate"?



My thoughts exactly. I suppose ol' Woot finds the whole "refrigerator" vs. "fridge" thing confusing.

Regardless, I'm trying to imagine someone paying the original price of $14 (plus shipping) for a jar of pudding. Maybe the jar is really special.

netvandal


quality posts: 1 Private Messages netvandal

Online reviews are mixed. Some found the unfiltered pubes were a deal breaker.

coreyking


quality posts: 2 Private Messages coreyking

ever had a double cream pie?

KidKobun


quality posts: 6 Private Messages KidKobun

One More Friday Gone I am dying from laughter over here.

woot! should restrict first time wooters from getting the infamous Bustin' out chainsaws.

fashionista


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fashionista
davebva wrote:We laugh, but they are selling



ha! so true!

PocketBrain


quality posts: 44 Private Messages PocketBrain

Will this work with my Macintosh Apple? (Not Apple Macintosh)

emeister


quality posts: 19 Private Messages emeister

Woot! writers! what's going on here??
"preperation" -> prepAration
"unitl" -> until
"refridgerate" x 2 -> refrigerate
"Suryp" -> sYrUp

And that's just the spelling.

::eyes bleed::

golncor


quality posts: 2 Private Messages golncor
davebva wrote:We laugh, but they are selling



I'm sure they will be used as 'gag' gifts! LOL