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Jingle Juice Drink Mix

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.119s
First Sucker:
markdavidlong
Last Wooter to Woot:
bconl
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 31% of Woot.com Woots
Top 11% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 42% of Woot.com Woots
Top 38% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 16% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 60% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 47% bought 1
  • 21% bought 2
  • 32% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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dkf295


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dkf295

NO MICHAEL, NO!

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 35 Private Messages sellbuyer92

WHAT IS GOING ON????? WHY ARE WE ON POP.WOOT.COM????


Nemesis: Stryper2000 He stole my Big Ole Carrot

cedar1079


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cedar1079

Jingle Binge me a Batch of Copies!

yotko


quality posts: 4 Private Messages yotko

You said what to who, now?

badorangecat


quality posts: 1 Private Messages badorangecat

Hmmm, anonymous loves Xmas?

Sometimes a box of cigars is just a box of cigars.

mybestuser1


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mybestuser1

The woot servers seem to be experiencing some problems.

Nothing is free but if you are lucky it can be inexpensive.

mikehsk


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mikehsk

Jingle Binge?

novastarj


quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj

I don't understand what is going on! Christmas in February? This blows my mind.

mkdr


quality posts: 35 Private Messages mkdr

at least the woot off is now in the spirit of the page

forever fighting the urge to buy something just because it is cheap and cool...wait, it's cheap and cool, let me click that big yellow button!

cedar1079


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cedar1079

awww man. No mo jingle binge.

lipophilia


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lipophilia

Ben the overliteral dermestid beetle says: NOT MARTINI!!

imanotherstory


quality posts: 8 Private Messages imanotherstory

ummm seriously woot?

patreezia


quality posts: 5 Private Messages patreezia

This is supposed to be for Christmas, but it must have been last Christmas, because the expiration date is a couple of months before Christmas 2013. I guess you could just drink the stuff at other times, especially if you're fond of dyes, artificial flavors, and assorted chemicals. Yum.

GGA1759


quality posts: 3 Private Messages GGA1759

Can I get this delivered before Xmas?

sdc100


quality posts: 502 Private Messages sdc100

First off, the alcoholic recipe has no juice whatsoever so I'm not sure why this is known as "Jingle Juice."

Second, the non-alcoholic recipe states, "Non-alcoholic Tree Trimming Punch: IN a pticher combine Jingle Juice Mix, 4 cups orange or tangerine juice and 2 liters of ginger ale." You'd need one helluva pitcher to hold over 90oz of liquid.

jwsmed


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jwsmed

[slimpickensvoice]What in the Wide World of Webs is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little craps wooted, not to jump around from woot site to woot site like a bunch of Kansas City #@%%ots![/slimpickensvoice]

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 152 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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imanotherstory wrote:ummm seriously woot?



Sorry....
it's all gravy now.

Please go back to your normally scheduled Woot-Off behaviors...

cbs2208


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cbs2208
mkdr wrote:at least the woot off is now in the spirit of the page



Just like the old days, when you never knew what was next....what wacky sale was just around the corner! Bring it on, Ghost of Woots Past! We miss your free-roaming spirit.

cosmotherobot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cosmotherobot

Good thing for this - as I just ran out of jesus juice

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 152 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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GGA1759 wrote:Can I get this delivered before Xmas?



NO

dpostman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dpostman

its a christmasy Batch of Copies