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Red Stapler with Clock and Tape

Speed to First Woot:
0m 23.664s
First Sucker:
shuxley
Last Wooter to Woot:
zattri
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 16% of Woot.com Woots
Top 5% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 30% of Woot.com Woots
Top 25% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 1% first woot
  • 1% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 16% < 25 woots
  • 73% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 57% bought 1
  • 19% bought 2
  • 23% bought 3

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Quality Posts


cappo


quality posts: 35 Private Messages cappo

I believe you have my stapler...


(Someone had to say it.)


sthiede


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sthiede
cappo wrote:I believe you have my stapler...


(Someone had to say it.)



Milton didnt have one as sweet as that

lichme


quality posts: 3125 Private Messages lichme

Got one of these in a Christmas Big Office Cubicles Seems to staple well, and the tape dispenses properly. The clock also tells the time sufficiently.

webgenie


quality posts: 3 Private Messages webgenie
cappo wrote:I believe you have my stapler...


(Someone had to say it.)



Is it a "Swingline"?


blecoz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blecoz

If it also had an abacus I would buy it. Also I prefer a sundial over a clock. I can't tell digital time.

"Why do it now when you can put it off until later?"

lobsterboys


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lobsterboys

I find myself... strangely attracted.

zeetes


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zeetes

uhhh

mlewie


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mlewie

free shipping strikes again.

k4th3r1n3


quality posts: 17 Private Messages k4th3r1n3

This doesn't have scissors attached to it? I need something more than just a stapling tape dispenser that tells time.

mikemiracle


quality posts: 12 Private Messages mikemiracle

This thing breaks all kinds of laws of physics. You can't combine that many awesome things into just one awesome thing.

sdc100


quality posts: 507 Private Messages sdc100

Does this use standard staples or mini staples?

thumperchick


quality posts: 248 Private Messages thumperchick

I was not aware that the Swiss Army people made stapler/tape/clocks. Where is the toothpick?

greglis107


quality posts: 0 Private Messages greglis107

I.... must .... resist....

hcsencsi


quality posts: 13 Private Messages hcsencsi

This will really help clean up my cubicle. I can throw my tape dispenser and clock into a drawer!

Booger Face

bfg9000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bfg9000

These woot-offs have gotten so bad I totally forgot about it all day today. I checked the history and did not see a bag o crap.

Did I miss it in the history? Or are they just not doing them anymore?

blecoz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blecoz

Buy it please. I MUST see the next item. I know it's going to be just what I needed.

"Why do it now when you can put it off until later?"

joec56


quality posts: 1 Private Messages joec56

Just what is platic?

webgenie


quality posts: 3 Private Messages webgenie
blecoz wrote:Buy it please. I MUST see the next item. I know it's going to be just what I needed.



I know just how you feel!


cappo


quality posts: 35 Private Messages cappo

Edit:

Never mind I'm a bit too late.


redspecial


quality posts: 5 Private Messages redspecial
cappo wrote:I believe you have my stapler...


(Someone had to say it.)



Yeah, it works really well on the TPS reports.