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Poll: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
  • 56.9% - True 1396
  • 43.1% - False 1057
2453 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

brumagem


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It all depends on the shape of the butt, when it's women. With men it's kind of a turn off, but we can work around it, pun intended.

ballisonmt


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You other brothers can't deny.

wootgf


quality posts: 3 Private Messages wootgf

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist.

chipgreen


quality posts: 178 Private Messages chipgreen

and a round thing in your face

curtisuxor


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My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

Word of the day: Callipygian.

toasterbicycle


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What if I do like big butts, but I am capable of lying (both about my preferred booty type and in general)?

bsmith1


quality posts: 102 Private Messages bsmith1

you get sprung

jenwinn1984


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Wanna pull up front cuz you notice that butt was stuffed!

cwells67


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Got it goin' like a turbo vette

bblhed


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toasterbicycle wrote:What if I do like big butts, but I am capable of lying (both about my preferred booty type and in general)?



I'm just on the fence because I like many sizes of butts as long as they have a shape that appeals to me.

There I said it, at least I'm not lying to myself.

lizardman175


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toasterbicycle wrote:What if I do like big butts, but I am capable of lying (both about my preferred booty type and in general)?



Then you answer false. The statement is 'like big butts' AND 'can't lie'. If either of those are false, the whole statement is false.

theother1


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Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

allcaps71


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Unh!
Double up
Unh, Unh!

yoeveryone23


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Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

mrskippy


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I must admit I have a great appreciation for women bearing a pronounced hindquarter region, and about this fact I cannot prevaricate.
My male siblings likewise cannot refute this claim.

avi8or75


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mrskippy wrote:I must admit I have a great appreciation for women bearing a pronounced hindquarter region, and about this fact I cannot prevaricate.
My male siblings likewise cannot refute this claim.



BEST ANSWER! Like the hat, too.

standish96


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Schwing!

atompkins96


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whoever voted false is obviously a woman.

BuffBillsFan


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curtisuxor wrote:My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

Word of the day: Callipygian.



That is a damn fine word! Thanks!

donslin


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Somebody else watches Jimmy Kimmel.

Sure are a lot of crude and classless answers.

durumcan


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toasterbicycle wrote:What if I do like big butts, but I am capable of lying (both about my preferred booty type and in general)?



then say yes.

PemberDucky


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donslin wrote:Somebody else watches Jimmy Kimmel.

Sure are a lot of crude and classless answers.



who would've anticipated THAT?


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eliz5210


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Is the person who came up with the questions today feeling a ...hmm...antsy?

natalieug


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When my dog is after a bird in the tree I call him Sir Barks-a-lot. When he's begging for more food I call him Sir Eats-a-lot. But none of us care for big buttocks.

dcarpend


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Ian McKellen does Baby Got Back:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJjT0aHHL4w

VeejayXL


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No fatties! :P