WootBot


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Today's list of things that have been discovered to contain some percentage of horsemeat.

IKEA meatballs
  • IKEA meatballs
  • Joe Biden
  • Identity Thief
  • Woot-opoly
  • Unfunded credit derivatives
  • Memory Foam
  • Van Halen (Sammy Hagar version)
  • Illicit buttock implants in the Tampa, Florida area
  • Thomas Aquinas's conception of eternal law
  • The Toyota Prius
  • The Duane Reade at the corner of 6th Ave. and 23rd St.
  • Horses

alexander5245


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How about anything that eats a horse but has not yet fully digested the meal?

jbreaker


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alexander5245 wrote:How about anything that eats a horse but has not yet fully digested the meal?



I believe that's why Biden is on the list?

jeffrjohn


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jeffrjohn

Considering the amount of flies, rat crap, and other nasty things that get into our food, horse meat is fine with me.

PemberDucky


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-Oregonian lumber.
-The bible.
-Big Red (competitive chewing gum).
-Heroin.
-Every penny minted after 1990.
-The linens of Hollywood studio executive Jack Woltz one fateful morning in 1972.
-Crocs.
-65% of billiard tables.


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eastcheap


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eastcheap

And, shockingly, viande chevaline.

mybestuser1


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mybestuser1

Horse meat is good for you unless the source of the horse gave the horse som illegal substances not meant for human consumption.

Nothing is free but if you are lucky it can be inexpensive.

jcbarnes55


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jcbarnes55

those meatballs look yummy {;^)

jcolag


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jcolag

One imagines that, due to the decomposition, absorption, and dissemination of the flesh of horses (among, y'know, other organic things), depending on one's interpretation of "meat," it's very likely that nearly everything with organic content, from our own bodies to the plastic phones on our desks, contain some vanishingly small percentage of horse meat.

(Yow, that was all just one sentence...)

It's the "we're all star-stuff" or "you're probably breathing air George Washington had in his lungs" theory, but a bit more gory and depressing!

Also, I concur. The meatballs do look good, horsy or no.

SpudWoot


quality posts: 4 Private Messages SpudWoot

Dude, my meatball just rolled off my plate looking for Wilber. Must of been under cooked.