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Poll: Decaf coffee.
  • 40.9% - YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BLASPHEMER! 820
  • 11% - So I like the taste but can’t handle the caffeine. Get over it. 220
  • 32.8% - I don’t really understand the point. 659
  • 9.9% - I would, but I’m already drinking this O’Doul’s. 199
  • 5.4% - Other (comments, please) 109
2007 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?



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duncansil


quality posts: 0 Private Messages duncansil

If only coffee tasted as good as it smells .. tea forever baby!

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

I don't drink coffee, so it makes no difference to me.

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bnbsouthworth


quality posts: 56 Private Messages bnbsouthworth
duncansil wrote:If only coffee tasted as good as it smells .. tea forever baby!



With the way people drink it, I don't think coffee could taste as bad as it smells -- EWWW! (bring on the boos, I know)

missyscove


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missyscove

I can't stand the taste or smell of coffee, but I do have a cup of tea every morning.

catbeastaisha


quality posts: 1 Private Messages catbeastaisha
duncansil wrote:If only coffee tasted as good as it smells .. tea forever baby!



Same here... I don't like coffee at all.

auhdrah


quality posts: 0 Private Messages auhdrah

I don't like coffee or tea! I drink water all day and have 1 soda at dinner time.

FrostByte


quality posts: 12 Private Messages FrostByte

This one ALMOST go my vote... it did get a giggle.

I would, but I’m already drinking this O’Doul’s.

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bthayer


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missyscove wrote:I can't stand the taste or smell of coffee, but I do have a cup of tea every morning.



Same here.

genefail


quality posts: 0 Private Messages genefail

Tea for me please.

beaglebrains


quality posts: 4 Private Messages beaglebrains

Love the coffee, I do. But if I have a cup after dinner, its got to be decaf or I'll be up all night.

bpcomp


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bpcomp

Caffeine does't seem to effect me, and coffee is a bitter devils brew... Hot Cocoa all the way baby!

knottsjer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages knottsjer

I put way too much thought into woot! polls.

fenix1186


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fenix1186

Mt Dew in the morn. I can't stand coffee.

RKett


quality posts: 2 Private Messages RKett

Coffee will stunt my growth.

davidmcgill


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davidmcgill

Only at night. Our super automatic espresso machine makes a mean decaf cappuccino.

Ouijan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ouijan

Any port in a storm! Decaf coffee is better than no coffee.

nelsontrek


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nelsontrek

Regular or unleaded, it's all gross. I'll have another Coke! (and not a diet or zero)

hoomgar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hoomgar

Great for those late night cravings.

trybble


quality posts: 0 Private Messages trybble

The smell of coffee is great, but I don't drink it so I couldn't care less.

terceramon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages terceramon

I'm breastfeeding and if I have caffeine my son will be cranky and up all night, so if I have coffee it had better be decaf. I drink tea most of the time, also decaf or herbal.

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138

put me in with the rest of the tea drinkers.
the missus prefers caffeinated over decaf.

HomerTime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages HomerTime

Coffee ranks somewhere between cigarette smoke and excrement on the stink scale and doesn't taste any better.

brandisi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brandisi

About as useful as a poopy flavored lollypop.

dchochrek


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dchochrek

Don't drink coffee

olcubmaster


quality posts: 30 Private Messages olcubmaster

Ah yes - hot tea. What could be better than bitter yard rakings steeped in hot water?

I'm a java junkie for life - and don't hand me that decapitated stuff.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

Ktodd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ktodd

I drink both. In the evening I drink decaf because I have sleep apnea.

ambergreen


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ambergreen

Depends on the brand. Don't need any formaldehyde in my system, and some of the decaf tastes like burning.

Eltinwe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Eltinwe
catbeastaisha wrote:Same here... I don't like coffee at all.



Ditto. Oh, I TRIED to like coffee in college to keep me awake, but that stuff is so nasty. Tea is just so much better.

compunaut


quality posts: 2 Private Messages compunaut

Coffee is the devil's brew, decaf or not.

lipophilia


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lipophilia

Decaf Coffee is about as useful as alcohol free beer (footnote to frostbyte). I'm a tea drinker anyhow - but give me the DARK and strong stuff (real tea) - no flowers or herbs, thank you.

narquespamley


quality posts: 24 Private Messages narquespamley

Decaf coffee makes just about as much sense as diet Mountain Dew.

zekecatz


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HomerTime wrote:Coffee ranks somewhere between cigarette smoke and excrement on the stink scale and doesn't taste any better.



Precisely!

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah

You coffee haters just haven't had anyone make you a PROPER cup of coffee! ;-)



Quadruple-espresso every morning for me, but if you want decaf, meh, your choice, and MORE COFFEE left for me! :-D

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pierianspring


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pierianspring

Caffeine seems to have no effect on me, and coffee tastes horrible unless it is coffee flavored sugar/cream/milk water. I get an occasional White Chocolate Mocha at Starbucks, but only for the taste. If it was decaf, I couldn't tell the difference.

ProfessorOhki


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ProfessorOhki

If you want decaf, that's fine, but can I have that extra caffeine?

Posted from a Starbucks.

hitaltkey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hitaltkey

1/2 caff at the office. I can drink it all day.

Note: If you're using a Mr. Coffee and you want to complain about the taste of decaf, don't point at the beans.

dlsn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dlsn

Can't stand the smell or taste of coffee. I prefer diet soda or iced tea.

kiersin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kiersin

I don't do coffee, and I only do herbal cafeene free tea sparingly, and from the smell of the stuff at work, I'm supprised anyone can drink coffee.

mayadangelou


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mayadangelou

Hate hot drinks