Drum roaster, vacuum pot brewer... but in a pinch, well, The Tick said it best:
Armless bandit! Empty your bladder of that bitter black urine men call coffee! It has its price and that price has been paid! (he slams machine back onto the ground; it delivers a cup of coffee) Java devil, you are now my b*tch.
If I'm drinking tea, it needs to be Lapsang
