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Better poll choices:
The elevator is fine if you're:
A. Carrying or toting heavy or awkward baggage;
B. Going down, if you have bad knees;
C. Going up or down, if you have a medical need to use the elevator;
D. Going up or down, if you're a fat, lazy bas-ard and you want fat, lazy children to follow your example.
When rich or powerful people propose a change, it is designed to make them richer or more powerful.
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My doctor is on the 4th floor. Since I know she will be checking my BP, I'll use the elevator going up. No need to use it going down.
Move along. Nothing to see here.