Going camping? Want to freeze? If you answered "yes" and "no" in that order, you need a sleeping bag! If you gave the same answers in the opposite order, you need a liquid nitrogen gun.
I assumed the mummy bags came with a more generalized curse. But I guess that means they're safe to pillage if anybody else is sleeping in them, then?
I searched Woot, but didn't find the Liquid Nitrogen gun. I want one!
How could you blow the last line like that?! It clearly should have been "and give hypothermia the cold shoulder".
Solid suggestion. Or maybe: "A stable core body temperature? It's 'in the bag!'"
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