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Dream Cheeky Stress Ball

Speed to First Woot:
0m 35.996s
First Sucker:
rizados
Last Wooter to Woot:
supermaninfl
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 30% of Woot.com Woots
Top 44% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Bottom 17% of Woot.com Woots
Bottom 17% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

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  • 0% second woot
  • 14% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 56% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 86% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

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Woots by State

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zikzak


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zikzak

Not sure if
family-friendly

lcermak


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lcermak

Interesting description but in all seriousness, what does it do to your computer? Im quite confused. Intigued, but confused so would love to know what it does in real world layman's terms.

zidja


quality posts: 3 Private Messages zidja

Uhhhh.... is that a what I think it is?

emeister


quality posts: 19 Private Messages emeister
zikzak wrote:Not sure if
family-friendly



seriously. the name and design all look very NSFW as well.

piskami


quality posts: 7 Private Messages piskami

Does it vibrate?

actn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages actn

Here is an eerily quiet YouTube demonstration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0VMnT7DfCI

emeister


quality posts: 19 Private Messages emeister
lcermak wrote:Interesting description but in all seriousness, what does it do to your computer? Im quite confused. Intigued, but confused so would love to know what it does in real world layman's terms.



i think you install the included software to do stuff like this.

emeister


quality posts: 19 Private Messages emeister
actn wrote:Here is an eerily quiet YouTube demonstration



Literally LOL'd at 'eerily quiet.' So true.

Though, tbh, sounds and noises accompanying the actions might've been even more disturbing.

zikzak


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zikzak

lcermak


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lcermak
emeister wrote:i think you install the included software to do stuff like this.



Awesome, thanks. That's sorta the idea I pictured. Assuming it's correct. Now.... is it worth downloading a stressball onto a computer....

Wished it mentioned working with smart phones but most don't come with USB ports, far as i know (which I'll admit isn't all that far when it comes to advanced tech knowledge).

So, not sold.

What's the appeal for those who are purchasing?

cappo


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cappo

Every time this item shows up... same comments. lol


ROGETRAY


quality posts: 152 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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zikzak


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zikzak
ROGETRAY wrote:can't it be....both?!



Your response indicates advanced thought patterns. I concede.

ceagee


quality posts: 61 Private Messages ceagee

Last woot off this was on a loooong time.
Seems so early for a woot killer .



cappo


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cappo


emeister


quality posts: 19 Private Messages emeister
lcermak wrote:
What's the appeal for those who are purchasing?



If I were purchasing it, it'd be as a gag gift.

acidcasualty


quality posts: 2 Private Messages acidcasualty
zidja wrote:Uhhhh.... is that a what I think it is?



Tell you what: I'll buy one and give it to my wife, and observe. If she squeezes it in her hand, it's what Woot claims. If she sits on it, well...

Someday, on my deathbed, I'm sure I'll mutter something like, "I wish I'd spent more time on Woot waiting for Bags of Crap."

emeister


quality posts: 19 Private Messages emeister
ceagee wrote:Last woot off this was on a loooong time.
Seems so early for a woot killer .



You want to talk about woot killers, you should check out wine.woot: same wine since the wootoff started, and the bar has not really budged for a LONG time.

zikzak


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zikzak
emeister wrote:If I were purchasing it, it'd be as a gag gift.


Oh, so that would be a third thing you could use it for...

ap210


quality posts: 47 Private Messages ap210

Kinky

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KamikazeKen


quality posts: 17 Private Messages KamikazeKen

glad I'm not the only person who thought this was some sort of pleasure-inducing device for the ladies. Or fellas....