100 years ago this would have qualified as a "magic wand".
Now, it's just meh, since I already have a networked color scanner/mono laser printer/copier device.
You're on probation!
You've been put on posting probation for this post for this reason: Inappropriate and gross post. Deleted multiple times for a reason. 48h
Please stare at the scary cartoon dog for 48 hours and then try posting again.