WootBot


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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Woot Product Video Games

We sell a lot of stuff here, and sometimes we sell the same thing twice, or three times, or forty-seven times. Well, we want to celebrate those products... by turning them into video games. Here's the kind of stuff we're looking for:

  • Dysonic the Hedgehog
  • Earthworm Home Gym
  • Doomba
     

You get the picture. So go ahead, give it a try yourself! Post your best pun in the comments and I'll choose a winner next week!

Last Week's Winner(Sport-a-pella): Nothin' but Note from benstep11.

Other Favorites: St. Louis Chord-inals from marciabosma, and TBass Balls from gwp.

Photo by flickr user wilhelmja, used under a Creative Commons License.

lichme


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Buffy the VamPyrex Slayer
Duke Nukem Forever Lazy
Legend of Zelda - Linksys To The Past
Leak Frogger
Cuisinart Micro-Wave Racer 64
Blades Of Cold Steel Voyager
Where in the World is Garmin SanDiego

DennisG2010


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Not saying it's a good one, but it's the first repeat Woot product I thought of...

Leak Frogger.......

edit: D'oh! beat to the punch.

edit #2:
Another obvious one -
Super Screaming Woot Monkey Ball.
Screaming Woot Super Monkey Ball?

zolttt


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Kuhn Ri-kontra
ViziO Jam and Earl
Mike Dyson's Punch Out

subtraho


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The Secret of Screaming Monkey Island
Urban Bacon a-Salt
Call of Dyson

Edit: more!

Call of Duty: Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack Ops
The Legend of Sansa
Zmodo Surveillance System Shock
Super Mario Shunshine

PhantomRogue


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HP Quad-Blast-Corps Desktop

CapnJB


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The Screaming of Woot Monkey Island.

ves222


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Bag O' Carappa The Rapper

CapnJB


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Also,

Bagman (needs nothing further)
Woot Patrol
Gaiam Battle Zone (trainer)
Victorinix Crazy Climber (carry on)
Titalist Gorf Balls
Remington King's Quest of Shaves kit
Q*Bert's World Famous Sippin' Seat

Man... I knew all those quarters would pay off someday!

colebusby


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Hewlett Pack-Man

Everbody


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Call of (Refurbished) Duty

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Quid malmborg im Plano
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soulsabr


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Innergie Wiz!ard of War
Outdoor Gears of War
DVS Boys Skate or Die Shoes
Kuhn Ghost Rikon Cutlery

lichme


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Just added 2 mins ago:

WolfenSteiner Wildlife Pro

BobMurdoch


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1. BatteryToads
2. Dyson Balls of Fury
3. Samsung Galaxian
4. EyeFi Hunter
5. MicroBattleBeats
6. Moon iPad-trol
7. AcerBurner
8. Panasonic the Hedgehog
9. Canon Bomber
10. DeFender Guitars
11. iGo go go go Speed Racer
12. Asus of the Pacific
13. TailGunnar
14. Gunnar WingCommander
15. BenQBert
16. NetGears of War
17. Magnovox Audyssey
18. Mortal Kossbat

ProfessorOhki


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Super Mario Galaxy Note (or Tab, if you prefer)

phileoca


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World of Woot-off
Demolition Shirt Derby

Edit
World of "Ware"craft

My wife woots too

ROGETRAY


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phileoca wrote:World of Woot-off
Demolition Shirt Derby



jester76


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bag of mine crap

woot-off the Red Nosed Reindeer DS

jester76


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personally, I feel any good pun needs a setup, so....

"hey family, I just discovered we have more Vino(wine)!"

Super! More Vino, Brothers

jester76


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Arma 2:Ups-A-Daisy Mod

jcolag


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As an Infocom fan, A Mind (or Monkey, if you prefer) Forever Lazy comes to mind.

Maybe Leather God-Dysons of Phobos, too, but that may be pushing things.

justkissmybass


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Troomba Raider

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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Unstealthiest Froot! Ninja

barkwoot


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Vac-Man

barkwoot


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Wootopoly?

barkwoot


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AsSansa's Creed