People, people, Fieri is so terminal owning one of these knives would be ever so deliciously ironic. Your hipster friends would spit take their Shariz into their hand made hummus ravioli you had just cut with your Midnight Series 8 Chef knife.
This knife is so ironic your friends little square glasses would fog over in envy. Indeed, you would become the arbiter of irony in your circle because you were the only one cool enough to pull off a Guy Fieri 5008 Knuckle Sandwich 8" Chef.
Go forth and cut your artisan bread as deeply as your irony cuts into the psyches of your stunned buddies.