Hey all, got one of the BOCs, first one by the way.
Congratulations! You spent wayyyyyy too much of your day on this stupid crossword puzzle, and are being handsomely rewarded with the opportunity to purchase a bag of useless crap.
DO NOT SHARE THIS URL WITH ANYONE BEFORE YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR TRANSACTION. There is only one BOC at the end of this rainbow, and if you give it to somebody else we can't help you. And make sure to buy it before Friday, 4/26, or it shall disappear into the ether.
Thanks for playing, and make sure to rub your victory in your fellow players' faces. That's sportsmanship.
At cross purposes,
by the way my email time stamp for sending in the clue was 8:09:29 PST