Linad


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BonoMan wrote:
1 X Razer Naga MMOG Wired gaming mouse
1 X Razer Naga Epic Wireless gaming mouse...but with no charge base!

If the Epic charging base comes in anybody else's BoC lemme know!!



So cool! I just bought a new wireless mouse and was upset that I couldnt afford the Razer mice. Those are awesome! What was thw weight of your crap?? I'm kinda getting worried about my 7.5 pounder haha

BonoMan


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Linad wrote:So cool! I just bought a new wireless mouse and was upset that I couldnt afford the Razer mice. Those are awesome! What was thw weight of your crap?? I'm kinda getting worried about my 7.5 pounder haha




I think it was roughly 11 lbs.

marceepauff


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I, too, am 5.9lbs 12x12x12. I expect a sunflower bag, a Fila shirt, some seeds, a broken mouse and some batteries.

Coogles


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My 15 lb BOC arrived early! Contents of the box were...

8 bags of sweet, sweet Texas air
2 Stacker2 energy drinks
1 mini keychain camera
1 Fila polo shirt, grey, size medium
12 task clips (caca, etc...)
1 flower bag
1 Eton Red Cross Weather Tracker Radio
1 Altec Lansing VS2521 2.1 speaker set

The best crap this ol' poop has ever had!

ThunderThighs


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marceepauff wrote:I, too, am 5.9lbs 12x12x12. I expect a sunflower bag, a Fila shirt, some seeds, a broken mouse and some batteries.



Well, with that attitude....

Linad


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ThunderThighs wrote:Well, with that attitude....



I expect a brand new car! =P
with 7.5 pound keys

carl669


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ThunderThighs wrote:Well, with that attitude....



i expect a signed, framed letter saying:

"This is all you get so suck it up buttercup.

Regards,
ThunderThighs"



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jon98gn


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carl669 wrote:i expect a signed, framed letter saying:

"This is all you get so suck it up buttercup.

Regards,
ThunderThighs"



If that happened you would have to get a replacement crap because it didn't have 3 items and a bag.

You would need a yellow question mark paper bag, a letter that says Suck it Up Buttercup from TT, a packet of Flowers to grow your own buttercup, and maybe a small piece of manure courtesy of TT.

FrostByte


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This reminds me of b[o]c's of yore... Thanks woot!



8 x Texas air
1 x Skootcase (girls)
1 x Small Hot Short Mrs. Smarty Pants (Iowa Hawkeyes)
1 x Cat Cora knife
1 x Chuck Norris Talking Plushie (does not talk)
1 x Small blue Men's Fila polo
1 x Medium gray Men's Rawlings long-sleeve shirt
2 x Medium orange Power Balance bands
1 x Remington King of Shaves 5-blade razor with S-Flex Technology
1 x Flower shopping bag
2 x 5 Hour Energy Berry flavor

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wooting4keeps


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Well well well, guess what showed up today? Oh yeah, my first BOC!!! The package was 17.2 lbs, 24x12x12, and boy was it a winner. These Woot packers definitely have a sense of humor, unless it's the WootBot who packs these up?

I like to imagine there's one of those sorting arm things that just reaches around and yanks stuff off of shelves, swings around, throws it into a random box, and repeats until every box has a handful of items.

I was slightly jealous of the USB turntables people received, BUT, I wouldn't even consider complaining since tonight's plans just got a lot more interesting.

I will definitely be downing a 1) Five Hour Energy shot, putting some 2) hairclips in and trying out 3) The Firm's kettleball workout kit wearing my 4) tiny "OleMiss" tank and 5) SmartyPants boy brief underwear.

After that, I'll probably just chill with my 6) Snapware set and 7) flower tote while pondering how many 8) Fila polos Woot has in their warehouse.


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kcostell


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Mine arrived with

1 Flowery purple bag
1 XXL Fila polo
2 set of elastic hair bands
1 set of plastic hair bands
2 Mismatched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle wristbands
3 Rechargable batteries
1 iRetrofone
1 Gunnar 3D Glasses
1 Anakin Skywalker Lightsaber LED Flashlight
1 pair of unknown in-ear headphones (no packaging, so I have no idea of the brand/type)
1 unbranded USB charger, not sure what's supposed to go on the other end.

and (most importantly for my cat)

1 now-empty box that makes a great hiding place.

Overall a nice bunch of randomness.

mossygreen


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wooting4keeps wrote:
I will definitely be downing a 1) Five Hour Energy shot, putting some 2) hairclips in and trying out 3) The Firm's kettleball workout kit wearing my 4) tiny "OleMiss" tank and 5) SmartyPants boy brief underwear.

After that, I'll probably just chill with my 6) Snapware set and 7) flower tote while pondering how many 8) Fila polos Woot has in their warehouse.



You have put my unflattering-hat-wearing plans to shame. Congratulations on your BOC!

jon98gn


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Unboxing Video
Youtube Video

Contents
- Texas Air
- 7-piece cherry wood Salad Bowl set (MAIN BOWL DAMAGED)
- 1 Silver Mesh Band women's watch
- 1 Medium Black Fila Polo
- 1 Purple flower reusable bag
- 1 roll of Toilet paper
- 1 Kodak neoprene camera case
- 1 set of kid's pajamas smartie pants KSU
- Geigerrig Black The Rig water spray bag

Thanks Woot! Some for the misses and some for me. We were running low on TP, how did you know?

Linad


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jon98gn wrote:Unboxing Video
Youtube Video

Contents
- Texas Air
- 7-piece cherry wood Salad Bowl set
- 1 Silver Mesh Band women's watch
- 1 Medium Black Fila Polo
- 1 Purple flower reusable bag
- 1 roll of Toilet paper
- 1 Kodak neoprene camera case
- 1 set of kid's pajamas smartie pants KSU
- Geigerrig Black The Rig water spray bag

Thanks Woot! Some for the misses and some for me. We were running low on TP, how did you know?



That's some cool stuff! Congrats
I like how unique the bags are this time (with the exception of a couple of items like the flower bag and fila shirt)

elangomatt


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elangomatt wrote:Close, but mine is showing 12.7 pounds but in an 18x12x12 box.



Got my box today in what I think might be record time from smartpost! I got...

1x Purple bag with a bright orange flower
7x Texas air
7x D cell batteries
1x 3 pack of hair elastics
1x 20 pack of another style of hair elastics
1x 8 pack of headbands
1x Size S blank red t-shirt
1x Size M blank red t-shirt
1x Size L Rawlings sweatshirt
1x Size M Hot Topic brand black jokers t-shirt (That's not a woot brand is it?)
8x Assorted plastic placemats
1x RoomMates Deco peel and stick wall decals
1x Stationary Set
1x Juicy Budz ear buds (sealed thank goodness, nobody wants pre-juiced Juicy Budz)
1x Size 15 Callaway golf shoes (clown shoes!)
1x Leatherman Kick (most useful thing in the whole box! Already had to use it to put batteries in the final item.)

And finally, the weirdest thing in the box is some plastic turtle that gets confused between PG and 18+ insults that it hollers out when someone walks by. It also sticks its head out of its shell and moves it's front feet while insulting. It has a switch to control the rating of insults, but it doesn't appear to do any good. Was thinking it would be fun to bring to the office but it is definitely NSFW with the non-working PG/18+ switch.

I'll try to remember to take a picture tomorrow after work to show the turtle and all the other ton of stuff I got. This was a great Bag of Cowardliness! Much more like the BOCs when Woot was still Woot. It was well worth the work to get through on the crossword clues.

zatkins08


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THIS. IS. AWESOME.

elangomatt wrote:
And finally, the weirdest thing in the box is some plastic turtle that gets confused between PG and 18+ insults that it hollers out when someone walks by. It also sticks its head out of its shell and moves it's front feet while insulting. It has a switch to control the rating of insults, but it doesn't appear to do any good.



mikebbass


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elangomatt wrote:...

And finally, the weirdest thing in the box is some plastic turtle that gets confused between PG and 18+ insults that it hollers out when someone walks by. It also sticks its head out of its shell and moves it's front feet while insulting. It has a switch to control the rating of insults, but it doesn't appear to do any good. Was thinking it would be fun to bring to the office but it is definitely NSFW with the non-working PG/18+ switch.


I'll try to remember to take a picture tomorrow after work to show the turtle and all the other ton of stuff I got. This was a great Bag of Cowardliness! Much more like the BOCs when Woot was still Woot. It was well worth the work to get through on the crossword clues.



I am afraid pictures of a profanity spewing turtle just wont do. We are going to need some video on that one.

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carl669


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jon98gn wrote:If that happened you would have to get a replacement crap because it didn't have 3 items and a bag.

You would need a yellow question mark paper bag, a letter that says Suck it Up Buttercup from TT, a packet of Flowers to grow your own buttercup, and maybe a small piece of manure courtesy of TT.



i'm not greedy. the letter would suffice.



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Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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Linad


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mikebbass wrote:I am afraid pictures of a profanity spewing turtle just wont do. We are going to need some video on that one.



What he said^

Linad


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mikebbass wrote:I am afraid pictures of a profanity spewing turtle just wont do. We are going to need some video on that one.



Is this it?!?
http://youtu.be/oxD1glrChgM

elangomatt


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Linad wrote:Is this it?!?
http://youtu.be/oxD1glrChgM



That would be correct! No idea how you managed to find that video. I guess maybe the PG/18+ switch might work after all, Terry just has a different idea of what PG means than my definition. Does this mean I'm off the hook now of posting a video now? There is no way anything I'd do would be even close to as entertaining as that video.

mpatrick14


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That turtle is amazing!

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Linad


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elangomatt wrote:That would be correct! No idea how you managed to find that video. I guess maybe the PG/18+ switch might work after all, Terry just has a different idea of what PG means than my definition. Does this mean I'm off the hook now of posting a video now? There is no way anything I'd do would be even close to as entertaining as that video.


Haha I just searched for cursing turtle toy. I think you're off te hook :p

kfujita


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Linad wrote:Is this it?!?
http://youtu.be/oxD1glrChgM



good thing i'm working from home today...that video is hilarious

agoose


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Yay it came!



1x purple flower bag
1x Woot! 2012 calendar
1x roll TP
1x Men's size 11 Teva shoes
1x opened pkg blue JLabs ear buds w/ mike
1x XL blue FILA polo
1x Dreamie
1x stationary set
2x flower hair clips
and my son was super excited to see..
1x Webkinz hamster toy
(I told him there weren't going to be any toys in the box. It was the first thing he saw.)

Thanks, Woot!

sirgeb27


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My 9.9 lb box showed up today.

Overall not a bad haul, other than the mismatched shoes.

A purple sunflower bag
1 roll of toilet paper
2x Plastic Headbands
Some kind of baby toy/rattle
1 men’s size 12 Fila Water shoe (left foot)
1 men’s size 10 Fila water shoe (right foot- not the same style as the other shoe. Nice trolling there woot, nice trolling... )
1 Targus iPad 3 case
1 Stainless Steel Water bottle
1 Hair Straigtener ($100+ on Amazon right now, so yay?)
1 Medium Fila Polo
1 XL Fila Polo
3 bamboo cutting boards ($40 at Kohls, yay?)
1 bag of Gingerbread Flavored Coffee

zatkins08


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Out for delivery a day early!

elangomatt


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kfujita wrote:good thing i'm working from home today...that video is hilarious



Yeah, I think maybe Linad should have put an NSFW or explicit tag on that link. It is pretty hilarious though.

marceepauff


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Since when is d-d-d-d-donkey d i c k not work-appropriate?

jon98gn


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elangomatt wrote:And finally, the weirdest thing in the box is some plastic turtle that gets confused between PG and 18+ insults that it hollers out when someone walks by. It also sticks its head out of its shell and moves it's front feet while insulting. It has a switch to control the rating of insults, but it doesn't appear to do any good. Was thinking it would be fun to bring to the office but it is definitely NSFW with the non-working PG/18+ switch.



I believe boys and girls we have a winner. After watching the video provided, I think it's safe to say, "the odds were forever in your favor."

cbweatherman


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My box just arrived (2 days earlier than estimated)! My wife opened at home. She tells me that it contains the following:

2x Fila polo
1x Green Lantern tee
1x Camera Case
1x Reusable Grocery Bag
2x Toilet paper rolls
1x Stationery Set
1x Teva tennis shoes (size 8)
1x Hair clip
1x Ghostbusters USB drive
1x iRetrofone

Really excited about the Teva shoes. I actually just got my wife a Wonder Woman USB in the Wootoff, so we're matching

weenpeen


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Got my crap today, pretty happy with my haul

Icanonic Juice Pack Elite
Viper SRT 10 Wireless Mouse
JLAB Metal Earbuds
RightResponse Flu & Germ Protection Supplies
Project Runway Dry Erase Fashion Design Lap Desk
Flower Tote
FILA M Black Polo
WVU XS Tanktop
Sqwincher Steady Shot Orange
High Sierra Hiking Backpack
Teva Men's Churnium Leather Turkish Coffee Water Shoe(In my size)

And My Personal Favorites:
Chuck Norris Talking Plushy
Disney Princess Fairy Tale Dreams Toilet Seat

Quite the Haul!

weenpeen


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weenpeen wrote:Got my crap today, pretty happy with my haul


High Sierra Hiking Backpack



Quite the Haul!



After some googling I found that that is not a backpack, but a fanny pack

darkinc


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I will post a picture later, but my bag is as follows.

1x Ugly bag
2x Fila shirts, MED and XL
1x Girls tank top
1x 5hr energy drink
1x Camelback water bottle with filter inside
1x Razor kit
1x Blue Scootcase
1x female panties..

All and all not bad, would have liked to score that mouse box back there! Kept the bottle for myself, gave away the shirts as not my style, same with the bag, panties will go to another friend, scootcase went to sisters baby as a future gift.

Linad


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elangomatt wrote:Yeah, I think maybe Linad should have put an NSFW or explicit tag on that link. It is pretty hilarious though.



Sorry about that :x I was actually thinking that I might have been risky for woot to send that. What if a kid was helping his mom/dad open the crap and found it? I personally would love it though. Definitely best thing I've seen so far!

ApaOps5


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My Bag of Cowardliness was delivered. My wife stopped by the house to get it off the porch, as it is SNOWING on May 1st.

Two boxes arrived!

edit: it was only one box. Got a second package today

kfujita


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My box came a day early!

12x Texas air
7x packets of seeds
1x purple flower tote
1x talking chuck norris
1x Women's XL Fila polo (white)
1x Nickelodeon Floam
1x 100 Icicle-Lights
1x Sharper Image Personal/Tabletop Oscillating Heater
AND
1x 7" HKC Tablet (haven't plugged it in to see if it works yet, but it looks promising)

AWESOME! thanks for making my 50th woot so great, Woot!

vampyre1282


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Items:
Flower tote bag
Smith and Westland folding knife
16 piece dinner set (cups, bowls,small plates and dinner plates)
4 packs of flower seeds
iPad 2 hard case
Women's watch
Tv screen cleaning kit
Small fila shirt
20 or so hair clip things.
I'll post a picture later.

ejdomi


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For the first BoC of mine

8x texas air
A medium Fila shirt
1x Remington king of shaves razor w/3 cartridges
1x 5 hour energy

and now the weird things
(at least for a 21 year old male)
2x Box of Winnie the Pooh band aids (not all that bad)
1x M University of Auburn Racerback Tank top
1x S Tiger print Hot Short

and lastly the
Skootcase
(a pink scooter/suitcase that is carry-on approved)

and also the flower tote

zatkins08


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Crapped! 13.8 pounder here...

1x Flower bag
1x Hoodie Camera Case
2x Stacker Energy Shots
1x Fila Mens Polo (small)
1x Delta Nursery Storage Set ($25 at Walmart)
4x Disney Storybook with Charm Necklace (Mickey Mouse, Mickey & Minnie, Lady and the Tramp, Peter Pan)
1x Hype Audio Blox bluetooth speaker...nice! ($60 on ebay)

Thanks, Woot!