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Poll: Before Zod, you should always:
  • 4.6% - Rise 122
  • 53.6% - Kneel 1420
  • 9.7% - Both 258
  • 28.9% - Neither 764
  • 3.2% - Other (comments, please) 84
2648 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

jeffcazier


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jeffcazier

"Rise before Zod! Kneel before Zod!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKDFop0aqYQ


ardubu


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ardubu

Put an "I" before it!

IZOD? Like shirts?

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

Elleay


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Elleay

I think you're supposed to eye Zod.

Marichele


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Marichele

One should be silent butt deadly.
More refried beans please!

Marichele

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

other:
put your head between your legs and kiss your butt away.

that was fun while it lasted!

frogwubbins


quality posts: 0 Private Messages frogwubbins

Before Zod I nod.

spidler


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spidler

Genuflect, you heathens.

lahargis


quality posts: 3 Private Messages lahargis

rinse and repeat.

lobo81865


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lobo81865

Pretend to kiss his hand, and then crush it.

PocketBrain


quality posts: 44 Private Messages PocketBrain

So, if the machine can unpower a Kryptonian and repower a Kryptonian, could it give a normal human Kryptonian (under a yellow sun) powers?

Just... y'know... flying would be cool.

dick40


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dick40

Bend and moon.

ariellem


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ariellem

You can't rise before Zod unless you first knead before Zod. You'd probably want to do both and then bake before Zod as well since his heat vision might overcook your bread.

tons o' screaming monkeys (yay!)
almost no Box of Cobwebs in the past few years (boo :-< )

dymongoose


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dymongoose

Poor Zod, always someone kneeling before him. I say this time we let Zod kneel Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain!

Edit: Dangit, Woot, your filter ruined my joke!

mjc613


quality posts: 47 Private Messages mjc613

Too early in the mornign for this kind of question. Too early for my spellcheck too.

devlin23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages devlin23

Whatever happened to a good oldfashioned curtsey?

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138
jeffcazier wrote:"Rise before Zod! Kneel before Zod!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKDFop0aqYQ



I thought of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMbiLJ2aZuY

chimpygomonkey


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chimpygomonkey

snootchie bootchies!

airsix


quality posts: 0 Private Messages airsix

Pearls before Zod?

jnemesh


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moles1138 wrote:I thought of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMbiLJ2aZuY



One of Robot Chicken's best skits!

bethbailey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bethbailey

Aim carefully.

karengar1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages karengar1

You should turn and around and ask, "Who the hell is ZOD?'

ronbearden


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ronbearden

Bow before no man or Zod!Look him in the eye and show no fear.

bergqupm


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bergqupm

Pee, of course. To Pee after Zod is impolite and potentially unhealthy.

tbaxter


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tbaxter

Always, always wash your hands before you zod. I do.

cujodu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cujodu

Brush your teeth.

rebelman68


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rebelman68

You should always get to the buffet before Zod. That man can pack it down!

LadyLuck84


quality posts: 1 Private Messages LadyLuck84
moles1138 wrote:I thought of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMbiLJ2aZuY



And I thought of this... http://youtu.be/QiNim3VKnGw

Looks like Adult Swim has Zod covered via multiple shows.

thebruce8541


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The Only trick I have ever taught my dog, is "Kneel before Zod" he runs up and sits at my feet