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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Dog Breed Breakfast!

Do you eat breakfast? Well, you should. And to reinforce this, we're looking for some good breakfast puns, specifically dog-breed breakfast puns (obviously). Here's what we're thinking:

  • Grit Bull
  • Béarnaise Mountain Dog
  • Great Grains
     

These are just a few! Now it's your turn. Post your puns in the comments and I'll choose a favorite next week!

Last Week's Winner (Woot Product Video Games): Cuisinart Micro-Wave Racer 64 from lichme.

Other Favorites: Mike Dyson's Punch Out from zolttt, and Bag O' Carappa The Rapper from ves222.

Photo by flickr user J.G. in S.F., used under a Creative Commons License.

btrey


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Wonton Poodle Soup

Black and Tan (If you're into liquid breakfasts)

DONE


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WHEN THE SAME THING SCARES YOU MORE THAN ONCE, IT IS DEJA BOO

codex


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Let's just get Lox and Beagles out of the way right now and move on.

My work here is done. Pedant-man, AWAAYYY!!!

dryfus423


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Bichon Frozen Waffles

Scuds20


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dryfus423 wrote:Bichon Frozen Waffles



Don't you mean woofles?

ghondooby


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Cream of Wheaten Terrier
Flapjackrussells
Jindoughnuts
Great Danishes
Maltese-O-Meal Cereals

jai151


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codex wrote:Let's just get Lox and Beagles out of the way right now and move on.



I raise you with

Beagles and Dachs(hunds)

jawetzel45


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Cool whippet

PetiteSirah


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Boston Creme Terrier Doughnut
French Bulldog Toast
English Bulldog Breakfast
Golden Retriever Grahams
Apple Jacks Russell Terrier

Hail the victor, the king without flaw
Salute your new master ... Petite Sirah!


"Who has two thumbs and loves Petite Sirah?" ThisGuy!

Gatzby


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jawetzel45 wrote:Cool whippet



Some of you folks have insanely unhealthy breakfast habits.

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
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notsomuch


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German Shepherd's Pie.

Once you go Mac, you never go back.

greenblaster


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Bacon strips. They'll never know that it's real bacon instead of faux bacon pretending to be real bacon.

Am I doing this right?

jawetzel45


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Earl greyhound tea

abigail99


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I'm going to try my damnedest to relive the triumph of the time when the Twittersphere was calling for vegan band names and I came up with TVP on the Radio. Stand by.

bachrock37


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Borzoi-nberry
American Eskimo Pie
Blue-heeler plate special
Havanese Rancheros

fishphotoguy


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The Eggsand Spamiel.


dryfus423


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That totally would have been the win.

Bichon Frozen Woofles it is.

or Bichon Frisen woofles, but that looks funny.



Scuds20 wrote:Don't you mean woofles?



johnnyicemaker


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Poodle Strudel
Eggs in the Basset
Bassets and Gravy
Belgian Tervuren Waffles (or woofles as some have commented in previous posts)
Yorkshire Pudding Terrier

wwinch


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Pom frites

thepooda


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Snausage and Egg McMastiff

MsWriter


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Pugs Over Easy
Poodle Souffle
MaltoMastiff

elgrunto


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PekingEggs with South of the Border Collie greens (with Papillon top, of course), Houndcake, and a Box-er' cereal.
If you are feeling Husky it's the perfect Chow Chow to lose weight.. though you better not eat too much or you'll become a pound puppy...but it tastes so good anyways you'll wanna Terrier clothes off!
Wish I could have written this with a SharPei for full effect. What, too much? Guess I'll hit the Malamute button...

Bellevue


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Chili chiweenie dog

Lizzybob


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Dalmatian Instant Breakfast.

lichme


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barkwoot


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Fruity Poodles

Grapemutts

Puppyseed Muffin

Croissant Bernard

sheenktee


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Dachshund Ebelskiver (AKA: Dutch Hound Balls, with syrup and powder sugar). Excuse me, I must go barf now for saying that.

RobinBobcat


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Frosted Irish Setters

Beany-Chiweenies (technically a mixed-breed)

JRT BLT

Yorkshire Pudding (not actually a pun, since it exists, but you can imagine Cosby selling it...)

Fruit Lops (oops, sorry, that's rabbits)

Great Dane-ish (Foo, someone beat me to that one.)

And finally....

Shi Tzhu on a Shingle

Meow

Go Squarryls!

RobinBobcat


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sheenktee wrote:Dachshund Ebelskiver (AKA: Dutch Hound Balls, with syrup and powder sugar). Excuse me, I must go barf now for saying that.



I think I had those at the State Fair once...

Meow

Go Squarryls!

EssenGrabow


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Beagle Bites

itoaseik


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Rhodesian Flapjack
Quinoahua
Denver Ommalinois
edit: Denver Weimarommelet
Cinnaboston Terrier

and...

Leftover chinese food

thepastryformerlyknownasblintz


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Croissant Frise.

Standard strudel.

Miniature strudel.

Jowly donut.