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Poll: If I was Snoop Dogg, I would have changed my name to:
  • 4.9% - Snoop Salmon 111
  • 5% - Snoop Toucan 112
  • 10.3% - Snoop Aye Aye 233
  • 11.5% - Snoop Kangaroo 261
  • 65.3% - Steve 1477
  • 3% - Something else I’ll post in the comments 68
2262 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

rprebel


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Something like Steve, but not Steve. Something plain...something you'd never expect.

Calvin.

guardsman


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Johnathon, not John though, actually Johnathon.

ardubu


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ardubu

Malachi Constant.

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

orionfike


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Sniff dog doo in the hizzy!

oaklandsavannah


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Snoop Poons

judywitt


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snoop do-do

Earl Wajdyk


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You mean, "If I Were", not was! Grammer, grammer, grammer!

Xntric

curtisuxor


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Fun fact: Someone I knew at high school had the last name "Broadus". Her father's first name is "Calvin". One day, when trying to rent a movie from Blockbuster, he discovered he was missing his card. So, her father went to the counter and instead used his name and was told he owed over $200 in late/missing movie fines.

After 5 minutes of arguing that he wasn't that "Calvin Broadus", he found out they were indeed talking about Snoop Dogg (or rather Snoop Lion now).

tattiecakes


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Earl Wajdyk wrote:You mean, "If I Were", not was! Grammer, grammer, grammer!



Ahem, I believe you mean, "Grammar, grammar, grammar!".

smartheart


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Poop Dog....and appropriately so.







"Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne."
--D. Parker

mcden


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Calvin, naturally. His mom would be happy.

elsupreme


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I'd go with 'kangaroo' to preserve the crucial double letter ending to my name.

Lionn just doesn't make any sense. Kangaroo on the other hand is perfect.

Tatts


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If I WERE named Snoop Dogg, I'd take David Sedaris's suggestion for a name change...

Extraneous B.V.D

theother1


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Snoop Ganja

ryanrucker


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Earl Wajdyk wrote:You mean, "If I Were", not was! Grammer, grammer, grammer!



Grammar*

DrunkOnTheWind


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Is your name not Bruce?

Don't read this.

DrunkOnTheWind


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tattiecakes wrote:Ahem, I believe you mean, "Grammar, grammar, grammar!".



Sweet!

Don't read this.

mdkopper


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judywitt wrote:snoop do-do



Yea,Yea, I like that!

ScottH61


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Shoop Shoop Hula Hoop

dennisnunn


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Grammar, grammar, grammar.

alblake4


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Actually, you mean "Grammar", not Grammer

Earl Wajdyk wrote:You mean, "If I Were", not was! Grammer, grammer, grammer!



cole103


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Hott Dogg

marat143


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Snoop No Fracking No Nuke No Outsourced Goods Go... for peace
music person...

Maria Gifford

cycokiller


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Slim Shady Sr

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Eratosthenes


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Hey hey guys - why did Snoop Dogg wear a rain poncho?


...FO' DRIZZLE!!! :-D

hot72chev


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Genghis

ratmotor


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Well, that was a no-brainer, for those of us named Steve.

amynance


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Staff

Earl Wajdyk wrote:You mean, "If I Were", not was! Grammer, grammer, grammer!



It would actually be grammAr, grammAr, grammAr.

RocRizzo


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Snoop Bunghole might be appropriate.

"Understanding is a three-edged sword."

mulletballet


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I think "Snoop Kangaroo" has a nice ring to it.

hwalsh10284


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Buster McButt Face

hwalsh10284


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Earl Wajdyk wrote:You mean, "If I Were", not was! Grammer, grammer, grammer!



Spling, spellung, speeling, oh never mind

RKett


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There is no need to change his name, it's Calvin, the other is just arrogance. Your name is what is on your birth certificate, anything else you want to call yourself is mere self-promotion and quite crass.

fuzzypeaches


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Calvin.....But, like it or not, he will be forever known as Snoop Dog. Kinda like when Prince tried to change his name to that weird symbol & called himself 'The artist formally known as Prince'. He was still known as Prince.

10 quality post! Whoo hoo! I'M SOMEBODY!!!

0ldeag1e


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Alvin Chippy-Chipmunk

shwanza07


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Earl Wajdyk wrote:You mean, "If I Were", not was! Grammer, grammer, grammer!



Spelling, spelling, spelling!

PocketBrain


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... because I know about the Aye-aye.

PocketBrain


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shwanza07 wrote:Spelling, spelling, spelling!



He's referring to Frasier Crane, dude.

Blochead


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Snoop Was I Ever Really Relevant-And What Was The Universe Smoking That Made It So.

Please note the polictically correct hyphenated name.

Bloc out