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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Emo Animals

This week, it's pretty simple. Emo animals. What does that mean? Sad animal puns. Emo band animal puns. Whatever you want to do. Here are some examples:

  • Crynoceros
  • hippopoutamus
  • Sunny Day Real Osprey
     

Got it? Good! Now, post your puns in the comments and I'll choose my favorite next week!

Last Week's Winner(Dog Breed Breakfast): Maltese O'Meal from Julie Newell on Facebook.

Other Favorites: Bassets and Gravy from johnnyicemak, and Beagles with cream cheese from Lisa Barry Woods on Facebook.

Photo by flickr user anemoneprojectors (through the backlog), used under a Creative Commons License.

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Bipolar Bear

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Caribou-hoo
Pout-Bellied Pig
Kangstaroo
R-egret
Black Widown Spider
Blue Whale
Emoose
Coheed and Lamb-ria
Crybernating Bear

Mythological:
Greiffin
Valcryie

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Cryger
Cryon
Igwahna
Baboohoon
Dragoncry
Pengwhine
Octowuss
Rottcryler
Walwuss

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Nar' do whal

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Ants-iety Attack
Hawk-thorne Heights
Emu-tional

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Anberlion
Owl City (does that even count?)
Toucan Back Sunday
My Caprinae Romance (too much?)

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My daughter's favorites are dinosaurs.
Cryrranosaurus Rex
Angstkylosaurus
Alonesaurus
Tragedactyl
They became extinct, forever alone.

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A lot of my favorite emo bands already have animal names in the titles :\

Brand Newt
Condor Oberst
The Promise Ring-tailed Lemur
Between the Bear...feet and me?
The devil-ray wears prada?


I dunno I'm not very good at puns but i tried to cover the many years and variations of emo.

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Emouse
Parrut

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Wrist-cutter Ants
Three toed Goth

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Jimmy Eat Whale
Jimmy Eat Whirligig Beetle
Animal Collective
Daschund Confessional
The Get Up Kids (as in juvenile goats)
Furrier Seems Forever

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Caramel toe

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emo included a lot of sad poetry when I was a teen, so I figured I'd contribute some sad poet animals...

Duckbilled Plathypus
Bonobaudelaire (...whose two namesakes have remarkably similar fixations)
George Gordon, Lord Bison

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Bea(re)ver

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Lachrymoose

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Bawled Eagle

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Emo Nemo
Irrelephant

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Tormetulla
Melancollie


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The Get Up Squids
Reggie and the Mole Effect
Bright Aye Ayes
Saves the Great Day-ne
NewFoundland Glory
At the Drive-CapuchIN
Beezer
Penguineral
My Chemical Sparrow-mance
Taking HumpBack Whale Sunday
KoalAmerican Football
Panic! at the DiscOpossum
Snowy Owl City
Simple Planda
Jimmy AntEater World
FurtHermit Crab Seems Forever
FuneRoyal Penguin For a Friend
Death Cab Por-Cutie-Pine
SherWoodpecker
Relephant K

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Chimpansy

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S-wan
Cariboohoo
Antelmope
Boar-d
Oh Deer
Croco-die-le
Drag-on-lyf
Dinosorry
Ostrich-cised
Oystare