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Poll: Favorite even-toed ungulate?
  • 13.2% - Camel 241
  • 19.3% - Hippopotamus 352
  • 39.8% - Giraffe 725
  • 10% - Antelope 182
  • 16.1% - Goat 293
  • 1.6% - Other (comments, please) 30
1823 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?



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davemeigs5


quality posts: 8 Private Messages davemeigs5

Antelope, they are the best tasting.

paulpnevada


quality posts: 26 Private Messages paulpnevada

Women.



Someone had to go there, might as well be me.

waterdogs


quality posts: 1 Private Messages waterdogs

Sheep, definitely sheep.

rprebel


quality posts: 14 Private Messages rprebel

The Chevrotain, or Mouse Deer. I mean, look at this thing!

aaronnajmi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aaronnajmi

Is a sloth an ungulate? I choose that.

mingpooh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mingpooh

How can you not like the hippo. Long, hard to spell name, sort of cute looking, and kills more people in Africa each year than any other of the big 5!!

jannypop


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jannypop

I vote for the Brabra Streisand. Strange creature, limited intelligence, ceaseless warbling and intermittent inane chattering attempting to cajole others into absurd conformity.

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ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah

How can COW not be top choice? Or pig--that is where BACON comes from. Mmmmmm BACON! :-D

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balisane


quality posts: 16 Private Messages balisane

.... Are there odd-toed ungulates?

I'll be dipped. Anything with one toe (duh) like horses, and then tapirs and rhinos. Learn something new every day.

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jeparz


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balisane wrote:.... Are there odd-toed ungulates?



How about 3 toed sloth. Also the 2 toed sloth which has 3 toes on back feet. Collectively (counting all the toes of one individual animal) all come up even. Me thinks this is a Woot-trick-question.

mollusc


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mollusc

C'mon, no love for the okapi??

The DarkSide


quality posts: 0 Private Messages The DarkSide

Why you make me always have to "Google" so early in the morning???

FreakzRUs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages FreakzRUs

I used to be an Antelope, a good old Antelope, too, but now I've finished Anteloping, and I don't know what to do! Im growing old and feeble, and i can Antelope no more, so I'm going to work my ticket if I can!!!

JiggaWagga


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ckeilah wrote:How can COW not be top choice? Or pig--that is where BACON comes from. Mmmmmm BACON! :-D



I second pre-bacon.

philosopherott


quality posts: 3 Private Messages philosopherott

An Alpacha (SP?)

olperfesser


quality posts: 2 Private Messages olperfesser

Dolphin

lusluckylad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lusluckylad

I must admit, I do enjoy looking at camel toes.

RKett


quality posts: 2 Private Messages RKett

Even what? oh, camel toes , yeah definitely camel toes.

Rome17


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Rome17

Is the hippopotamus in this poll really a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?
I miss Mitch Hedberg...

Oxy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Oxy

All you geeks are snickering and saying.... "They said Camel Toe"

prfesser


quality posts: 7 Private Messages prfesser

Mother-in-law

Lsmack54


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Lsmack54

I second Alpaca!!

[--1p`bil


quality posts: 2 Private Messages [--1p`bil

hell yeah giraffes

lotsofgoats


quality posts: 3 Private Messages lotsofgoats

ಥ⌣ಥ a question for meeeeee

ratmotor


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ratmotor

I noticed Satan wasn't one of the choices.

hwalsh10284


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hwalsh10284

I am partial to the Chevrotains. However if you are in the book King Rat you must be careful not to get a rat burger posing as a Chevrotain.

hwalsh10284


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hwalsh10284
ratmotor wrote:I noticed Satan wasn't one of the choices.



I don't think he is even-toed.

salanth


quality posts: 1 Private Messages salanth

Llamas! How could you miss them?

Johnnys13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Johnnys13

I like to shoot the Antelope. Take that liberals!

phredt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phredt

Unicorns, unless this poll discriminating against mythical beasts on the grounds that they're "not real."

tbikejax


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tbikejax

Cthulhlu of course.