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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: States of Mind

Here's what we want this week, states… OF MIND! Get it? Like, it's a state, and it's a state of mind! Here are a few examples:

  • Boredegon
  • Ill-annoyed
  • Floored-a
     

You guys can do better than that, right? Go ahead, try! I'll pick my favorite next week!

Last Week's Winner(Emo Animals): Bright Aye Ayes from lflozy (check out the rest of his/her puns too! Great stuff!).

Other Favorites: Ostrich-cised from arismella, and Nar' do whal from barkwoot.

Photo by flickr user bearclau, used under a Creative Commons License.

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Misseri

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O-rage-on
Okay-lahoma
Schadenfreudelaware

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Arizoned-out
Oklaho-hum

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Arid-zone-a

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Pissed-again in Michigan!

Angela Swartz

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Amongst college football fans, Oklahoma has earned the nickname "Chokelahoma"

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Della ware a New Jersey is a classic

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Penn-slovenly-a
Connected-cut
Merrily-land
Ida-hope

Woot ownz my walletz

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Minne-snow-ta

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okay-lahoma
coolifornia

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Misery (only posted because sdlindsey couldn't spell)

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Cali-forlorn-ia!

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Yokel-homa

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Redundant Mexico

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Lousy-ana

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Wish-I-Can-Sin

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Alabam huh?

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Missed the point issippi

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Someone who is lamenting the choice of only generic peanut butter at the grocery store:
Misses-Skippy

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Hark and Saw

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Whine-oming.

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Mississanthropi

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Aridzona

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Tennesseedy

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Banalaska
Maine-ic Depressissippive
Georgi-ous
Idahon't care
Texasperated

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Cali-phony

Welaware

Georgious

District of Colon-via

Never-dull

Can Sass

I can saw

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Tex-sass

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Texash-y (cuz it's so hot your skin dries out!)

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Kent-Ucky

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With beach season coming, it's often Nude York.

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Great Mistakes, Illinausea

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poke-a-fella, i'm-a-ho

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Ore-gonner if you pronounce it that way in front of locals..

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Fauxhio

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Minne-so-depressed

Illinois-y

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Dell-Aware

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Miss Ouri said to Miss Issippi, "If I wear my new jersey, what will Della wear?"

Miss Issippi replied, "Ah'll aska."

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Noon. Ham? Sure!

Air a zone? Ah!

What did Tenne see? He saw what Arkan saw.

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Mrs. Hippy
Ms. Whorey
Tex-ass
Oh. . .hi, oh.
Floor, duh!
George, huh
Hide a ho (idaho)
Can-sass