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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Flower Reviews

This week's pun topic is a little bit different. We're looking for flower reviews. No, we don't you to rate flowers. We want one line reviews, with flower puns in them. Not sure what we're talking about? Well, we're not too sure either. But anyway, some examples:

  • A lilac-luster performance.
  • A fleur de force!
  • The soundtrack is full of catchy petunias you'll be humming all week.
     

Kinda weird, right? Whatever. Post yours in the comments and I'll pick me faves next week (imagine that in an Irish accent).

Last Week's Winner(States of Mind): North Dakomatose from Jillian Derscheid on Facebook.

Other Favorites: Blississippi from andrewtl, and  Pensiveania from barkwoot.

Photo by flickr user Birmingham Culture, used under a Creative Commons License.

hefty244


quality posts: 13 Private Messages hefty244

I give this topic "two mums up"

SQUITODEATHPILLS


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SQUITODEATHPILLS

"Christianthemums will go. ... We're more popular than Freesias right now."

lichme


quality posts: 3005 Private Messages lichme

Holly-lujah. Ivy finally got it working. It was Parsely my fault it took so long, I didnt read the instructions. It kept rebooting, making me Madder and Madder. It must have been pretty Poplar though, it was out of stock when I tried to return it. Thistle be my last comment, everything is Rosy now. Thank Yew for the help.

kazmatic


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"It was more than silly - it was ranunculus."

"With that voice, who knows how many daisy has left as a singer."

"Everyone's lunch rose."

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby

Daffodilightful!

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

DeviantDragon


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"The screenplay transported me to another world. Truly they were words of paradise"

"The casting was downright orchidiotic."

"The whole movie was a huge violet-down."

"This summer blockbuster can only be described as Rhododendreadful."

sssprinkle


quality posts: 17 Private Messages sssprinkle

Watching that play was a bitterroot to swallow...

I've got one word for that play..."Yucca"

bluegfluff


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The lead actress wore bright red tulipstick and resembled a lady of the nightshade.

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

There was Rockus, Violet Laughter in the audience.

The performance was Laurel-worthy but the actors were a little green

I gink-oo should go over and over again for this sup-rice-ingly spirited take on "Arsenic and old Queen-Anne's Lace"

I mustard seed if this tree-mendous purrrformance is a Top-Hat and Cattails dress code only in their next venue. If it's not too string-ent, I'm sure they Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!willow-low GreenBeans and sneakers.

sssprinkle


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Iris I had gone to see a different movie.

barkwoot


quality posts: 151 Private Messages barkwoot

There Can Be Only 'Sun: Flower' Reviews!

BEST. DAISY. EVA!

Chris And Thom's Moms are colorful.

kuthetachi


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I am tired of the nightly news talking about all the Violets in the media.

Moueska


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Moueska wrote:Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!willow-low

/squee

NEW FILTER!

I should review it.

I gard-en my com-mint-ary against such words, but maple a legi-tree-mate word or two hits the choloroform and root-ly in-terra-upts my post. In Thyme the changes will flutterby and herban slang will be axe-cep-table by trees standards.

(I'm day-breaking the one-liner rule, but it would bee root for me to stop now!!!)

Moueska


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I mustard admit - Ivy cheated and figured outside the new filter.

It's The Three Toad-Stooges! /ribbit

It's Thyme to Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk your way all the way to the riverbank with the Three Toadstooges. You'll fly right sprout of your seeder with laugh-terra, an enviro-vent you will heather forget!

Fairygothmommy


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Thistle do nicely. (That's a pun, acacia didn't know.)

justkissmybass


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To paraphrase the late, great Roger Ebert's review of Good Luck Chuck:

There is one word for this movie: hyac-ick.

mcillisl


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“If you want me just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you? Just put your tulips together and blow.”

hazeleyeflgal


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A lonely bloomin' onion in a petunia patch

The garden has been royal flushed.

johnnyicemaker


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The script was so poor you would have thought the writers were hopped up on weed.
This passion(ate)flower romance gives you a rosy feeling inside.
The audience response was cold, veritably Freesia-ing.

Its' a few days late but, Happy Mum's Day! (think British accent)

Sure I can keep a secret, mums the word.

ThunderThighs


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Moueska wrote:I mustard admit - Ivy cheated and figured outside the new filter.

It's The Three Toad-Stooges! /ribbit

It's Thyme to Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk your way all the way to the riverbank with the Three Toadstooges. You'll fly right sprout of your seeder with laugh-terra, an enviro-vent you will heather forget!



I always watch your posts to see how long it takes you to notice the new filters. Took you a bit longer this time than usual.



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Moueska


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ThunderThighs wrote:I always watch your posts to see how long it takes you to notice the new filters. Took you a bit longer this time than usual.



Well, usually the forums are angrier! ^_^ But I do have a habit of accidentally tripping filters myself.

Moueska


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A few more before the thread closes.

I was Gardenia emotions from the violet scenery changes, but I knew you would be VenusFlytrapped by the plot.

I would've had to be dafft-odil to not appreciate the heights to which that Bird of paradise Rose in her performance. No parent Orchid had a dry eye Aster the performance.