quality posts: 10
Go back to school and stop going to church.
10 quality post! Whoo hoo! I'M SOMEBODY!!!
quality posts: 11
Switch to a business degree, invest heavily in internet stock before the internet bubble, then invest heavily in Google and, well, everything else, but pull it out before 2008.
Spend more time with redheads.
Get Mark Zuckerberg laid so he wouldn't create Facebook.
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