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Two years ago, we envisioned a new and better way to eat nachos. Recently, we made that vision a reality. Behold the Portable Nacho Delivery System! They're going to build cities around this thing.

See the original concept video here.

msticninja


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Lol, but ewwww. How about a strap around the bag that let's you squeeze it to dispense, thus keeping the viscosity at the lovely 2am gas-station level. Also, some hand warmers in the pack to keep it hot. We all know cheese sauce is only edible above 150F. Come on Woot... ;)

QuadConPana


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If you've never been camping before, you should try it.

It's in tents.


Get it?


No?

Say it out loud, then. (In tents? Intense?) Never mind.

prttymf8


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QuadConPana wrote:If you've never been camping before, you should try it.

It's in tents.


Get it?


No?

Say it out loud, then. (In tents? Intense?) Never mind.



A guy goes to a psychiatrist. 'Doc, I keep having these two dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies: 'You gotta relax. You're two tents.'

matthew


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You guys might like our video about tents!

Then again, you might not, since you're apparently already familiar with all the jokes in it. Show it to a friend who hasn't heard them, like maybe if you have a friend who's 4.

Gatzby


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msticninja wrote:Lol, but ewwww. How about a strap around the bag that let's you squeeze it to dispense, thus keeping the viscosity at the lovely 2am gas-station level. Also, some hand warmers in the pack to keep it hot. We all know cheese sauce is only edible above 150F. Come on Woot... ;)



Ooh, I'd love to see you prototype out some improvements. I would probably Kickstart that.

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msticninja


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Gatzby wrote:Ooh, I'd love to see you prototype out some improvements. I would probably Kickstart that.



Lmao, don't tease me, I'd take the money. I'll start a Kickstarter page and prototype it if Woot will post a poll asking "Would you like to enter the new world of homogenized pseudo-dairy cheese-substitute management and delivery systems?"

If it gets over 70%, I'll add a sliced pickled pepper dispenser, called the Peter Piper Pickled Pepper Put-er On-er(Trademark Pending). Yeah, the name needs work....

robgnts5611


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OK...6lbs of cheese in a can.

Watered down.

FYI: Camping does NOT always have a readily available commode.
Just a thought to the poor guy testing this out.

matthew


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robgnts5611 wrote:Camping does NOT always have a readily available commode.



It does the way we do it!