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You know your dad loves power tools and barbecue
And there's no reason to doubt that he also loves you
This Father's Day, with Woot's help, maybe you can finally buy that taciturn old codger's affection.
Hey wootstaff... The link in the post doesn't exactly seem to go anywhere except for a 404 not found.
Finally, a face to go with the woot voice! Great song btw.
That is *not* how I pictured him looking. Certainly not all "beard-y"... I thought he'd have more of a more yuppy-like thing going on.
(deep sigh) How easily dreams get crushed...
jabberwok wrote:That is *not* how I pictured him looking.
It's true, he does look totally different.
He really looks more like this dude:
bsmith1 wrote:He really looks more like this dude:
Woohoo!! Dreams restored. I'm gonna buy me a lottery ticket!.
jabberwok wrote:Woohoo!! Dreams restored. I'm gonna buy me a lottery ticket!.
His eyebrows can tell a story all on their own. I like to mute the sound and just watch those manscaped beauties dance for me...
Muting the sound is definitely a step in the right direction. For maximum enjoyment, also turn the brightness setting on your monitor all the way down below the dimmest visible level.
matthew wrote:Muting the sound is definitely a step in the right direction. For maximum enjoyment, also turn the brightness setting on your monitor all the way down below the dimmest visible level.
Matthew, I'm detecting a bad mood and some negative energy... Does somebody need a hug?
jabberwok wrote:Matthew, I'm detecting a bad mood and some negative energy... Does somebody need a hug?
Or an eyebrow waxing?
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