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Better yet, pound a few small nails to hang keys on in the base of one of those electronic fish that flap and sing when activated by sound...much more classy for Dad.
Like Lake Wobegon, but without the lake.
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Honey? If you are reading this.... don't get me any of that.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a bucket of wings and a six pack of beer!