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Poll: Imagine you've got an avocado. What do you do?
  • 12.3% - Just eat it raw. 308
  • 8.6% - Eat it with some lemon and salt. 215
  • 14.4% - Put it on a sandwich. 360
  • 38.1% - Make guacamole. 954
  • 23.5% - Throw it away. 589
  • 3.2% - Do something else with it (comments!) 80
2506 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

wooton


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wooton

Plant it and grow an avocado tree.

Boredmaster


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Boredmaster

Why would so many of you trolls throw it away? Seriously? Just imagine it's a chocolate-dipped doritos taco and you're good.

myrddinemrys


quality posts: 3 Private Messages myrddinemrys

Pretty sure I'd return it to whomever gave it to me, and demand they give me whatever fruit/vegetable it was that I'd asked them for.

wootgf


quality posts: 3 Private Messages wootgf

Put it in a salad.

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

Give it to the hubby.

KidA0723


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Boredmaster wrote:Why would so many of you trolls throw it away? Seriously? Just imagine it's a chocolate-dipped doritos taco and you're good.



because, they are gross. just like chocolate dipped doritos tacos. ive tried it. better without chocolate.

More Bunnies Ogling Carrots's please!

Batman4oz


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Might as well eat a bowl of wallpaper paste. Ugh!

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cicatrize


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cicatrize

Normally, I'd say "make guacamole", but I had this panini sandwich the other day with bacon, turkey, and avocado. Freaking divine.

ardubu


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ardubu

Make Ice Cream! Yum!

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

aznkma


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aznkma

Did you know...
the avocado is also known as the alligator pear.

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska
Boredmaster wrote:Why would so many of you trolls throw it away? Seriously? Just imagine it's a chocolate-dipped doritos taco and you're good.



TROLL NO LIKE AVACADO

artistintheambulance


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If you microwave it you can make it explode

rworth01


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Crack an egg into the cavity left by the pit, sprinkle on a bit of cheese and put it under the broiler.

mustbechris


quality posts: 8 Private Messages mustbechris

Make it the cover of my self-titled album.

Elleay


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rworth01 wrote:Crack an egg into the cavity left by the pit, sprinkle on a bit of cheese and put it under the broiler.



I'm an avocado lover and this is a new way to enjoy it. Thanks!

caluth


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3 years ago I made Guac. Now I have a 7.5 foot avocado tree in my living room!

jeparz


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I just salt and eat. No lemon'. no chili either (Mexican style).

I prefer watermelon with lemon and salt, no chili.

Flaminghotsauce


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Flaminghotsauce

Put it on sandwiches, burgers, salads, make guacamole (ole!) and make baby food. An avocado is excellence from a tree.

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ceagee


quality posts: 65 Private Messages ceagee

Now I want an avocado. dang. None in sight.
And I'm hungry now too.
Thanks a lot Woot.

TheWolfDogg


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Dice it into cubes with some yellowfin tuna and spicy sauce. Serve over seaweed salad.

PUfelix85


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I would give it to my mother or girl friend who are crazy about them, but I would not touch it with a 29.5' pole.

x8

lobo81865


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I voted to throw it away. I had some on a sandwich one time, and it was nasty.

theweaselking77


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put it on some toast and top with bacon!

jjlewes


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put it on the grill

oclafretep


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Is it ripe? I can never get those things to ripen perfectly.

blzben


quality posts: 4 Private Messages blzben

Simply throw it away? For shame. Much more fun to beam a passing vegetarian in the head with it.

Pamini


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Pamini

Put it on roast pork tacos with lime juice and cilantro.

Hmm, hope that doesn't stir up the whole cilantro debate.

cycokiller


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Huh, never tried it with lemon and salt.. I do eat an avocado for lunch every week day with just a little hot sauce on it (Valentina, Cholula or Tapatio). On the weekends I usually slice one up and put it in/on an omelet along with some grilled onions and artichoke hearts.

The egg & cheese idea sounds pretty interesting... I might have to give that a try for breakfast sometime.

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SGRman05


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I was going to answer "throw it away", but then decided I could get some brownie points with the wife if I just gave it to her!

ksjosker


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I would cut it legnth wise, remove the pit stick some toothpicks in it and grow a tree. I would throw away the flesh because its NASTY! I would grow the tree because I love to grow things; Such as my pineapple plant, and I live in ny!

moles1138


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Just went to Subway (I know, I know) and had a Turkey and Bacon with Avocado. Don't know why I was expecting more. Bland, watery mush.

rworth01 wrote:Crack an egg into the cavity left by the pit, sprinkle on a bit of cheese and put it under the broiler.



A.C.E.B.L.T.
Avocado, Cheddar, Egg, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato
from Sweet Pea Cafe (Akron)

jjlewes wrote:put it on the grill



That sounds good too.

jhartman2


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jhartman2

Smashed on toast with sardines! Yum and Yum. Although, not the best when at the office.

yubyubcommander


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I would take the avocado and but it whole in the blender. That way when I open it there wouldn't be a little man there, where there should have been a pit. He will not say, "sorry this ones taken but I have another one right here." He most definitely will not pull another from his tiny little rear. When I take the avocado and when I open it. There was a tiny little man where there..... I listened to that entire song and still didn't get a composter in time.

Mancho


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Mancho

sliced, salted, and wrapped in a hot corn tortilla!

karattop


quality posts: 0 Private Messages karattop

I'd have to give it to my daughter who loves them. I certainly wouldn't eat it, but wouldn't want to waste it.

Lisa Hall

rehta


quality posts: 6 Private Messages rehta

I'd give it to my husband. I don't like avacado.

-Heather (First Burgandy Olfactory Center 12/6/11)

academite


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Best way to eat an avocado: in sushi. Therefore, I would clearly have to make some sushi.

teevee


quality posts: 2 Private Messages teevee

Home-made avocado and carrot sushi for liiiife. I don't even chop the roll up, just eat it in it's lengthy glory.

jmtadena


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Avocado Shake